Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.


    COMPNOR Jedi Grand Master star 3

    Aug 19, 2003
    Luceno decides to drag the session out instead of just shoving the Falcon's vessel history report into our faces.
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  2. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Aug 15, 2011
    A book whose only notable feature is that it is the one forgettable Luceno novel.
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  3. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

    Nov 12, 2012
    I made it a bit through bailed at the point where there was a chase with some amnesia guy or something, cuz I wanted juicy Falcon history details and it was not forthcoming.
  4. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Oct 28, 2004
    The interesting history of the Falcon and how she's been a haven for many a grieving sentient.
  5. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

    Jun 12, 2013
    Our promised Take Two with regards to explaining everything that went unresolved in LOTF; naturally, it raised more questions than answers.
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  6. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

    Aug 9, 2002
    A rip-roaring classic adventure wherein Han and Leia take their granddaughter to Wendy's and Han orders a double with cheese.
  7. LarryG

    LarryG Jedi Knight star 1

    Sep 4, 2012
    A planet where people worshipped lawyers goes to show that the Sith have nothing on the dark side.
  8. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

    May 23, 2005
    The Cover that launched a thousand photoshops, and Lucento's least remarkable work thanks to having to follow up from LotF's messes.
  9. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Feb 9, 2007
    The result of Han not cleaning the Falcon for thirty years.
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  10. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

    Nov 15, 2004
    The book where Allana finds something in the Falcon, left there by Vergere, which alludes to what happened to Jacen and sends the family on a mysterious trek, connected with the history of the Millennium Falcon - oh wait, this is the novel I wanted to happen, not what actually did.
  11. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 8

    Jul 19, 1999
    So cheap and unattractive was the cover that I had no desire to read it.
  12. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

    Sep 8, 2012
    The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.
  13. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

    Apr 23, 2007
    File this one with The Crystal Star:
  14. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

    Jul 8, 1999
    After taking some time off to compose non-winning entries, Havac makes his triumphant return to the winner's circle.

  15. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

    Jun 3, 2013
    This is the only time we get to see Vergere in action as a Jedi, let alone with a lightsaber; or, the Jedi get sidelined so a pirate with a Rodian sidekick named Boiny (I love that name) can save the day.
  16. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

    Feb 17, 2004
    We see Vergere before she became a Sith candidate!
  17. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 29, 2005
    James Luceno takes us behind the scenes of Palpatine's insidious plot to explain The Phantom Menace's political scenes (except he can't come out and say it's Palpatine because he still had to pretend everybody didn't know who Darth Sidious was).
  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

    Apr 23, 2007
    Nute Gunray 'miraculously' manages to avoid being murdered for another decade.
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  19. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

    Oct 23, 2004
    Pirates, Pirate Treasure, Z-95ers, Slavers, System Militas, the Senex and Juvex, Republic Peace Officers and Dreadnoughts, someone clearly wants me to love this book. :D
  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

    Oct 16, 2008
    Palpatine plays the denizens of the galaxy like a fiddle, and coincidentally his plans seem to line up perfectly with those of this Darth Sidious guy.
  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Jul 22, 2010
    Come one, come all, and watch as the astounding James Luceno performs his greatest feat: he makes The Phantom Menace make sense.
  22. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Mar 4, 2011
    Taxes are baaaaadd, mmmkay?...and the Nebula Front and the Trade Federation struggle to be the alpha male on Tarkin's home planet.
  23. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

    Feb 8, 2008
    The book that is currently overhyped and yet fails to live up to anyone's expectations
  24. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Aug 15, 2011
    Cloak of Deception: making The Phantom Menace watchable since 2002.

    Now, how about AotC?
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  25. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

    May 23, 2005
    Bit late for another Millennium Falcon entry... :p
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