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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The one where the bratty prince is wearing Leia's Hoth outfit.
     
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  2. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Utterly breaking the rules:

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
    A tale of a Jedi Prince
    Who started in a Lost City
    Brought by a tiny ship.

    Luke was confused and bewildered,
    Han wanted a Sky house loft
    Leia was superfluous
    A Ho'din rhymed a lot.

    That Triculous started getting tough
    Hissa was his secret boss.
    If not for the courage of the Big Three
    Yavin's rain forests would be lost.
    Yavin's rain forests would be lost.

    Our heroes saved Yavin's ecology
    with the help of our Jedi prodigy
    The prophets are getting nasty.
    zoochberry juice is still tasty
    No wait, don't go, Don't be hasty!

    Join us here each book my friend,
    you'll get what you paid for
    When you read the Glove of Darth Vaderrrrrr!
     
  3. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Probably one of the weirder entries into Star Wars canon where a blank-faced, floating giant Luke Skywalker head with flowers growing out of the side of his neck terrorizes a cross-dressing Ken, white C-3PO and three stormtroppers who don't know what the hell is going on.
     
  5. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Fully agree
     
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  6. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Except for the part where Ken is wearing lady clothes.
     
  7. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Still better than most book covers published by Del Rey in the past decade or so
     
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  8. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    He's got the body for it, Leia is probably jealous, also that's why White C-3PO looks so shocked, he just can't deal with the cross dressing Jedi Prince(cess) anymore.
     
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  10. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    That's specifically what inspired me to say it's better.

    I appreciate the effort Drew Struzan put into the cover art that he did.
     
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  11. Big Fat'Lya

    Big Fat'Lya Jedi Knight star 1

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    The rainforests of Yavin Four have harboured enemies of the empire; know that the penalty is death.
     
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  12. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    The forest of Yavin lies on our doorstep...burn it.
     
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  13. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Some men just want to watch Yavin burn.
     
  14. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    The prophecy-fueled headlong race between Luke and Trioculus for the fabled Lost City and its Jedi Prince doubles as a parable for the dangers inherent in obsession: Trioculus is horrifically scarred by his own forest fire and Luke finds Ken.
     
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  15. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    In her first win, darth fluffy comes out ahead. See, this is what happens under my rule. New people and fresh ideas are given a chance.

    Like I said, I won't be doing the Jedi Prince series straight through. It's one of those things that should be savored. But don't worry, if you still feel the anger flowing through you, I intend to give you an outlet.

    [​IMG]

    Your hate makes you powerful.

    This is not a review thread.
     
  16. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Revan, Master Strategist, and the Jedi Exile, Hero of Legend, come up with the plan of trying to kill the Sith Emperor by attacking him with their lightsabers.
     
  17. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    The book were I noticed that my Revan is totally different than the "offical" Revan.
     
  18. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    The apotheosis of Del Rey's fetish for one-word titles...no, wait, what's the opposite of apotheosis?
     
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  19. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Ooo, what's yours?

    :)
     
  20. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Also breaking the rule, but I really don't care. If you like, just take the last sentence, the first three just add context. :p

    "Revan! Revan? Why's he running, dad?"

    "Because we have to chase him."

    "He didn't do anything wrong."

    "Because he's the hero the Republic deserves, but not the one it needs right now; so we'll hate him, because he won't be around to hear it, because he's not a player character anymore; He's an NPC; A deadbeat dad; The Generic Knight."
     
  21. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Revan goes raiding a lost mask with Canderous while Scourge gets to play his class quest through without having to do boring side quests on the way.
     
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  22. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    The book that ruined everybody's headcanon, destroyed any hope of a KOTOR 3, and made me mad enough to start writing a fix fic.
     
  23. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV - vacation mode star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Revan, fearing for his safety amongst Mandalorians, disguises himself as a mercenary named Avner; unsurprisingly, it fools no one.
     
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  24. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Revan is when everyone realized that Revan was popular because he was a blank canvas they could project to be as cool as they wanted and by depicting him as an actual character that effect was ruined.
     
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  25. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Late into the production people noticed that they had another book named Scourge coming out, and so the book's title character had to be changed.
     
  26. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Am I the only one who found this book tolerable? Oh, that's not my entry, I'm just asking. My entry is...

    In a book that is titled after Revan and focuses on Scourge instead, one wonders why they didn't get Matt Stover to write this book, because then the Sith Emperor would've actually been menacing.