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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Which is also contradictory because Bastila was fighting the Sith with the Republic Navy.

    Still, they did their part so I don't object in principle.
     
  2. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    That's so Revan.
     
  3. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I could understand "stay at home and watch Netflix" if they'd been in their sixties or seventies like Leia and Han...but the two of them were in the prime of their life; the time where they could have been out doing something and probably taking on anyone who tried to harm them or the galaxy. But yeah...Netflix.
     
  4. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Eh, I'm okay with not everyone being a professional adventurer. Still, the Netflix business IS a trifle strange. It would have made more appropriate sense if no one wanted to associate with the former Dark Lord.

    I'm more offended by how stupidly arrogant Revan is.

    "There's a massive Sith Empire outside the Republic! I better go deal with this rather than tell anyone."
     
  5. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    The problem with them not being "professional adventurers" is that those two were meant to be the professional adventurers of the time. The Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker of the time, if you will. If Mara and Luke had been watching Netflix for most of the Vong War, people would've slapped them and given them a wakeup call.

    vs.

     
  6. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Well it wasn't the Vong War of the time. That happened when Revan was imprisoned.

    But point taken.
     
  7. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *suddenly realizes we didn't already have a Revan thread*
     
  8. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Once????

    I take it you're not into video games?
     
  9. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Point. I should have expected Karpyshyn to write "because I used Master Flurry against a Sith Lord twenty-three times."
     
  10. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The book that killed any hope of a KOTOR 3, assassinated the awesome Jedi Exile and Revan for the sake of a Gary Stu named Scourge--who takes up half the book for no apparent reason
     
  11. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I think this one has run its course. Though it's surprisingly close, Charlemagne19 takes this one.

    Because once wasn't enough for Star Wars: With Zombies...

    [​IMG]

    Yes, it turns out Sith zombies are almost as bad as Nazi zombies.
     
  12. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Liam Neeson has no luck in Star Wars.
     
  13. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    I'm tempted to say you need this one.

    Because once wasn't enough for Star Wars: With Zombies...

    Just about summarizes it.
     
  14. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Just getting the obvious ones out of the way so people have to be more creative [face_devil]
     
  15. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Master star 5

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    Horror with a ripoff of the main premise of Taken, and it doesn't work.
     
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  16. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Why is it that a Sith academy, which should be full of people with lightsabers, Force lightning, telekinesis and other Force tricks as well as being just really mean put up a worse fight against zombies then a bunch of random prisoners (not counting Han and Chewie's plot armor)?
     
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  17. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    After a successful outing of Stormtroopers vs. Zombies, we get SITH vs. Zombies.
     
  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Sith librarian is a tree.
     
  19. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    Feed me Seymour, feed me now!
     
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  20. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    There is a PSYCHIC FLOWER in this one--I'M SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS A FREAKING POTTED PLANT THAT TALKS--and that's all anyone needs to know to NEVER read it.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Force Ghost star 8

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    It's not like Plant force-users haven't been seen before in Star Wars- notably in Dark Empire II.
     
  22. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    After three Sith apprentices actually escape the academy, the female one proceeds to cut the others down so she can escape on her own; because apparently at the Sith Academy they don't teach safety in numbers.
     
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  23. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I haven't read this one so I've got nothing. However;

    So, she took the term "splitting the party" literally?
     
  24. Shadow Trooper

    Shadow Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    The book that shows why Sith Hogwarts, Taken, Zombie TaunTauns and Talking Trees and Flowers just don't mix.
     
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  25. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    The Sith exemplify the old proverb that you don't have to outrun the zombie, you have to outrun your fellow Sith student.
     
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