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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Is Stark alive or dead
    Did he have thoughts before he lost his head
    The Imps will just Cross him there
    Although Isard himself really doesn't care
    Stark was turned to iron
    In the great Eclipse Station
    Showdown on Reltooine
    For the future of droidkind
    Nobody wants Han
    He shouldn't be in Jahan's world
    And Jahan's planning his vengeance
    While stealing Stark's wife and daughter twofold
    Now the time is here
    For Iron Eclipse to spread fear
    Vengeance from a Republic Comic grave
    Only the Imperial Agent can take down this knave



    ....yeah I know that doesn't count. But every time I see that cover I get that damn song stuck in my head.
     
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  2. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It doesn't count? I don't see a period :p
     
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  3. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Though in other universes Starks lose their heads, in here a Stark loses everything but his head.
     
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  4. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    You mean Boba Fett getting punched!
     
  5. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Sadly, I don't get what tune it should be too.
     
  6. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Star Wars; shaken, not stirred.
     
  7. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Genuine Ozzy of 1970 baby.

     
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  8. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    And Iron Man, Tony Stark, etc etc, I get it.
     
  9. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    ...do you have Charles on ignore?

    Goddamn ignore function.
     
  10. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    No, I'm just too lazy to read the last few posts. :p
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    BRING BACK AGENT OF THE EMPIRE.

    Yeah, I don't care if that's not a summary. I stand by my statement. :p
     
  12. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This round was surprisingly tame: clearly Ulicus's fault. While it bent the rules in painful directions that they weren't simply meant to go, I can't not give it to Barriss_Coffee.

    I think I'll be safe and predictable by choosing the next installment of a series that was anything but (and, I must say, was not even close to properly awarded for it :mad:)

    [​IMG]

    Look upon my works ye mighty and despair, for this is the last volume of Agents of the Empire that I'll be able to do. So make them good.
     
  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Jahan Cross' second adventure is so exhausting that he immediately retires to character limbo to hang out with Reti and Starkiller.
     
  14. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The last comic where Jahan Cross was played by the original actor.
     
  15. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    Not the end, not the end, oh bugger, it is the end!
     
  16. blackmyron

    blackmyron Force Ghost star 6

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    How can you not love a protagonist that punches Boba Fett through his helmet?
     
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  17. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Rebels and bounty hunters all hunt him
    from Coruscant to Bilbringi
    wherever he go they aim for him
    but they aim in vain

    because he is a Hard Target
    [jizz solo]

    Allways on run
    with a mission to complete
    men and women they all try to catch him
    laying traps and offers
    to tie him down

    They can not grasp him
    he will be somewhere else tomorrow
    in Nal Hutta or on Hapes
    he is always on the move

    because he is a Hard Target
    [jizz solo]
    a Hard Target! A Ha-ard Ta-ar-rget!
     
  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Because Count Dooku was the leader of the separatists, Darth Vader seeks retribution by ordering the younger Dookus to kill the older Dookus, until years later Count Dooku is killed and his son becomes Count Dooku, until he moves to Alderaan and some other guy becomes Count Dooku.
     
  19. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Star Wars continues its bold handling of female characters with Jahan Cross seducing the loyal bodyguard of a man he murdered, breaking into a massive prison solely to get a girl he wants, the implications he may be sleeping with Ysanne Isard, and attempting to put the moves on both teenage Leia as well as her trusted handmaiden.
     
  20. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Despite no indication in any other illustration that Boba Fett has a jagged scar on his face (see TFU2, which actually takes place after this, and Boba is relatively unscarred), the artist continues to use this depiction which he started in Infinities ESB–apparently he forgot that tale was non-canon. :p
     
  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Though as far as I'm concerned we already have a winner, I'd still like to give this one another day at least.
     
  22. BoromirsFan

    BoromirsFan Jedi Master star 4

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    Cancelled.
     
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  23. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    Oh, BF just gave me an idea for a better one-liner:

    Agent Cross, your licence to kill is revoked permanently.
     
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  24. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Lugija wins this one, which incidentally has made me fantasize about a relaunch of Agent of the Empire, featuring a redesign of Jahan Cross, an increase in comedy and bad puns, and blaxploitation.

    And now, to continue my quest to wrap up the Old Republic era...

    [​IMG]

    Bonus points for people who can actually remember what happened, because I'm drawing a blank.
     
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  25. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    All its players entered into an alliance that require they play a game of Fatal Death, they all died thus the alliance was fatal?