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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. JediMara77

    JediMara77 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Luke and Ben compete in the space Olympics and it's kind of awesome but also pointless.
     
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  2. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Ooh, ooh, it's the backlash against those readers who thought Allston was better than this; he signed onto this mess willingly, you know!
     
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  3. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Or so they would have us believe.
     
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  4. Master Corran Horn

    Master Corran Horn Jedi Master star 1

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    It gives her immense pleasure
     
  5. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Indeed. It seems that Todd the Jedi has hit upon the perfect formula: rip apart Daala=tons of likes. But can it continue to capture the heart and minds of OSOLers? Probably.

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    I think that's supposed to be Luke on the cover?

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  6. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Star Wars attempts to capture some of the Twilight market in a desperate bid to increase book sales.
     
  7. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    With Allies like the titular ones, who needs Space Cthulhu?
     
  8. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh dear Waru; when you thought the cover art could not gat worst: Allies strikes down to burn your eyes [face_skull]
     
  9. DarthSanctimonious

    DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight star 3

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    FotJ gets so stupid that it's impossible to even write a clever sentence about it.
     
  10. Master Corran Horn

    Master Corran Horn Jedi Master star 1

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    That's the one where they go that that one planet and Wesley destroys that one sacred thing, and almost gets executed for it...oh, wait...wrong Universe...
     
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  11. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.
     
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  12. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The plots slowly move along while Golden proves yet again that she doesn't understand the characters she's writing.
     
  13. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    The cover is the best thing about this one—and the cover...I'd be willing to ally with Sith to destroy it.
     
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  14. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ben Skywalker is given a love interest in a heavy-handed, cringe-inducing fashion that makes the romance in Attack of the Clones look inspired.
     
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  15. JediMara77

    JediMara77 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Is that Luke Skywalker or young Brad Pitt on the cover?
     
  16. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Seeking to reconnect to the Force, Callista gets eaten by an ancient Force monster; turns out this may not have been the best idea.
     
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  17. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Luke gets fatherhood advice from a Sith Lord while Vestara gets anti-punishment advice from Ben.
     
  18. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    For over a thousand generations, the Jedi and Republic failed to put a dent in the Hutts' slave-based civilisation - then a couple of blundering Sith, reintroduced to space travel just two years earlier, decide 'hey, that fountain looks neat' and bring the whole edifice tumbling down.
     
  19. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    Abolitionist are evil! At least according to Daala, cause she is a good judge of morality
     
  20. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    That was two. ;)
     
  21. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    Aren't you allowed two sentences?
     
  22. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    No, but feel free to shamelessly abuse all of the hyphens, colons, and semicolons you can shoehorn in. ;)
     
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  23. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Entry #2:

    "Ackmena is back" --- in some of the larger cantinas and karaoke bars, the cheering went on for over an hour.
     
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  24. windu4

    windu4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Backlash is only a slightly more convoluted version of Django Unchained.
     
  25. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This is one of the many books in which Luke kills Abeloth after she ate his ex-girlfriend, and also one of the many books in which Daala attacks the Jedi, who are all trapped in the Temple because apparently it happened to be free onion rings at bowling night or something.
     
  26. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    They were at the Jedi temple because they wanted to be in the story.
     
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