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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Begun, the complete and utter lack of any common sense and internal direction and characterization and plot has
     
  2. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    If they wanted to be in the story, they should have tried changing their last names or gluing scales to their skin and pretended to be Barabels, either of those would have been much more effective.
     
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  3. Hoss Delgado

    Hoss Delgado Jedi Knight star 1

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    The story, pacing, characters....
     
  4. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Is this the one where they go to Dathomir? In which case:
    There is a guy who wears some armor and gets attacked by bees.
     
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  5. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    This one should win for the unintentional point that it makes. Or rather,

    "Is this the one where they go to Dathomir?" should be the one sentence that wins.
     
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  6. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Wait, no... I meant to do that... :p


    just kidding Yay I won
     
  7. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Oh don't worry it reflects more on Fate of the Jedi than it does you. The events in these books would completely blend together for me if each novel wasn't notable for visiting a certain planet in the Luke subplot.
     
  8. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yes, in my opinion, Legacy of the Force is better, but that's a different discussion.
     
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  9. DarthSanctimonious

    DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight star 3

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    "Begun?" We're on Allies, not The Joiner King.
     
  10. Trisdin Gheer

    Trisdin Gheer Jedi Knight star 2

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    In which a bit-part failed Jedi hopeful has a nice, positive character arc, culminating in him helping Luke Skywalker to- oh wait, Abeloth's eaten him.
     
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  11. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    LOTF is better than FOTJ in the same way that twelve pieces of dog crap are nicer to clean up than thirteen pieces of dog crap.
     
  12. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This one kind of slipped off in the end. Parnesius breaks up the Havac and Todd slap fight.

    [​IMG]

    The one that I, at least, have been waiting for.
     
  13. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    In which Lizard Lady slaughters Tommy Lee Jones.
     
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  14. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    In this one, we realize that Luke made a good decision for who would lead the Order in his absence; after all, Kenth seems to be the only Jedi who isn't a Leeroy Jenkins anarchist, and oftentimes is the only thing keeping the Jedi from going to war with Daala over nothing in particular - I sure hope some uppity lizard doesn't come along and ruin everything.
     
  15. The_Forgotten_Jedi

    The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Like most of the plot, Kenth drops like a sack of hamners.
     
  16. DarthSanctimonious

    DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight star 3

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    That which goes swirling down the toilet, carrying various unsavory things with it.
     
  17. JediMara77

    JediMara77 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The only good thing about this book is Booster Terrik and the Errant Venture.
     
  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Booster randomly holds Coruscant hostage while Kenth decides that he's had enough of these motherkriffing lizards in his motherkriffing Temple.
     
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  19. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    I would have liked that if Kenth had been more effectual with his pest control.
     
  20. DarthSanctimonious

    DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight star 3

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    THE JEDI ORDER IS RUN BY LIZARD PEOPLE
     
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  21. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Maybe the Barabels are Ssi-ruuvi in disguise...[​IMG]
     
  22. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Akanah thought she could escape the curse of being Luke's girlfriend, but she was wrong as the slaughter of characters continues.
     
  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    o_O
     
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  24. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    The 'Jedi' prove they are peace and respect the government, by kidnapping people and killing their leader when he objects to their dumb@$$ery, are you it wasn't ment to say 'Sith'? Also another of Luke old gfs is dead and Ves kills her dad, surely cementing her allegiance to Luke and Ben.
     
  25. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    A while ago the rules got changed.

    In fact didn't you do that :confused: