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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    One Sentence or Less
     
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  2. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Ves kills her dad in Ascension, actually, not here.
     
  3. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    While we knew in our hearts the Expanded Universe concerning the Big 3 was irrevocably derailed by the time we read Invincible, this is the book where we just couldn't lie to ourselves about it anymore.
     
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  4. Master Corran Horn

    Master Corran Horn Jedi Master star 1

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  5. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    In which some stupid pet lizard kills a well-reasoned and well-intentioned man because Lolz and Troy Denning said so
     
  6. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Fate of the Jedi's time-killing mode continues with a single witness's testimony taking up the entirety of the Tahiri's-trial subplot; the Masters of the Jedi Council are embarrassingly reduced to squabbling and shouting six-year-olds; Han and Leia continue their terrible parenting by bringing a seven-year-old into a potential war zone; and the super-scary-Lovecraftian big badguy is killed yet again, bringing any chance we had of taking her seriously down with her... why in Waru's name are we still reading this crap?
     
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  7. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    Having survived Karen Traviss's brutal onslaught the Jedi Order, bloodied but still standing, takes a moment to survey the battlefield, and is accidentally clobbered over the back of the head by its endearingly incompetent ally Troy Denning.
     
  8. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I don't approve of Traviss-bashing, but I love a good Denning bash-fest and that was plain funny, so I give my like to you.
     
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  9. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Jedi do everything they could possibly do wrong and nothing makes sense, and we're supposed to cheer because hey, they're the good-guy-murdering good guys.
     
  10. Loopy777

    Loopy777 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Is this the one where the Sith High Lord guy milks Abeloth with his mouth?
     
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  11. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Yes. But he milks from her finger, not...

    Ugh. Just, ugh.
     
  12. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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  13. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Where a Sith ship called Ship pops up, a lake of intelligence called the Pool of Knowledge guides Luke, and sweet Force what all the fans want - Callista is back!
     
  14. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Fixed.
     
  15. CommanderDrenn

    CommanderDrenn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Barely even remember this one. All the FotJ books slur together for me.
     
  16. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    This is the one where Saba Kills Kenith Hammer
     
  17. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Good grief, how many variations of that joke are we gonna get? :p
     
  18. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    If you think this is bad, just wait 'till Conviction. [face_mischief]
     
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  19. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    What joke are we gonna get continual variations of then? :confused:
     
  20. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    The Jedi overthrowing the government, of course. I've already got a killer set up for that.
     
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  21. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Master star 5

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    Too bad we can't submit multiple entries, this series is the perfect set-up for so many jokes. If the series had been more self-aware it probably would have helped but that would require being aware of their own flaws (which instead they view as strengths).
     
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  22. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The original rule, as set by our previous despotic oppressor, is actually two entries per person. I think two's a good number; by the point you hit three, you're already dividing your own likes too much.
     
  23. Allana_Rey

    Allana_Rey Jedi Master star 4

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    A book that I couldn't even finish because I found it so boring.
     
  24. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    How can they title this book "Vortex" and not even mention the planet?
     
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  25. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Heh, I remember when Coop set that rule. It was right after someone posted 4 entries in a row. So basically, it's the same thing that happened with FDR and presidential terms. :p
     
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