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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Hello, there.
     
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  2. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Despite having his name on the cover, this book is actually about Obi-Wan Kenobi's hayseed neighbors whose lives revolve around a general store and who all think he's dreamy, and the biggest threat in the story is a bad loan, but it's totally great anyway.
     
  3. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Dude, bad loans are the very essence of the dark side.
     
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  4. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Just when Obi-Wan promises to himself to stay out of trouble, trouble a-comes his way.
     
  5. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Once upon a time on Tatooine...
     
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  6. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The much awaited and anticipated sequel to Outlander finally arrives, starring Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi
     
  7. werpudel

    werpudel Jedi Master star 2

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    and thus the waiting for "mecha-leg" maul begins
     
  8. JediMatteus

    JediMatteus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    immersive, great, but still overrated
     
  9. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi-Wan may not hate sand, but shady businessmen who run protection rackets really get on his nerves.
     
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  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    He's just a crazy old wizard.
     
  11. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    I'm just going to cheat:

    "Westerns. A period gone by, the pioneer, the loner operating by himself, without benefit of society. It usually has something to do with some sort of vengeance; he takes care of the vengeance himself, doesn't call the police. Like Robin Hood. It's the last masculine frontier. Romantic myth, I guess, though it's hard to think about anything romantic today. In a Western you can think, Jesus, there was a time when man was alone, on horseback, out there where man hasn't spoiled the land yet."
     
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  12. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Were is that from?
     
  13. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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  14. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    As a man studying indian history my reaction is[face_rofl]
     
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  16. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    You mean Native American, I take it?
     
  17. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Or first nation if you like
     
  18. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    Gamiel who is pictured in your avatar?
     
  19. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Gade Yedan from X-Wing Rogue Squadron: The Phantom Affair
     
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  20. themetresgained

    themetresgained Jedi Knight star 4

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    Obi-Wan learns what it means to be a good man outside the auspices of the Jedi.
     
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  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Let this one long again, apologies etc. Havac won this.

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    I'd make a joke about Thrawn being so photogenic he lands a spot on the cover of a book he isn't in, but I'm sure you guys have that covered.
     
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  22. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Luke and Mara investigate the outcome of Outbound Flight, run into a new 501st legion that's better than the old one because Thrawn made it, argue with a Force-fearing cluster of survivors because a Jedi hurt them before and they can fend for themselves dammit, fight a droideka because Phantom Menace was pretty cool and Tatooine Ghost already did the podracer thing, and get betrayed by the one non-human or Chiss species prominently featured in the book who happen to be genocidal slavers because the Unknown Regions are dangerous son.
     
  23. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Luke and Mara join a bonus Fel kid and a Chiss who isn't Thrawn on a mission to figure out what happened to Outbound Flight, except the adorable victim aliens turn out to be evil slaver pirates, so the Jedi, Fel, and four super-badass stormtroopers kill slaver scum and never actually find out enough to spoil the book Outbound Flight, which they'd better hope comes out IU just like the prequel DVDs.
     
  24. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Ah yes, Chak Fel. I remember you.
     
  25. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Luke and Mara versus a hallway.