Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    If you read that bit where Annie is palling around with a Tusken raider and then reach Ep. 2 TEH IRONY, IT BURNZ!
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  2. seeker_two Jedi Master

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    No....it's Toad before X-Men surrendered the big screen to the Avengers....


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  3. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    @Havac 's decision to go with the tried-and-true Jake Lloyd bashing (can it be called bashing if it's just telling the truth?) pays off handsomely.

    Three guesses what I'm thinking.

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    Alternate Japanese cover to take your mind off of how awful this book is

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  4. Iron_lord Force Ghost

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    In which Boba & Jango go fishing.
  5. DigitalMessiah Force Ghost

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    That's not the Japanese cover it is the original hardcover before they decided to hype the Yoda fight with the paperback release and imax release. My HC copy has the Hayden/Natalie cover.
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  6. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    Well, the book is awful either way. Find a way to express that in a witty one-liner!

    Or, you know, describe the book. Either way.
  7. DigitalMessiah Force Ghost

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  8. Iron_lord Force Ghost

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    Reference something that the book does that the movie doesn't, maybe?
  9. DigitalMessiah Force Ghost

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    How about this:

    I read this book nearly twelve years ago and I can't remember anything notable about it because it was contemporary to the vastly superior NJO -- the prestigious Enemy Lines duology to be precise -- which occupies my memory instead; also Jedi Outcast.
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  10. RC-1991 Jedi Master

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    In which we get the infamous sand line, only without Hayden Christensen's equally horrible line delivery.
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  11. Zorrixor Force Ghost

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    There are three million clones.
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  12. darklordoftech Jedi Grand Master

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    The idea that the CIS is less corrupt than the Republic is disproven in one sentence.
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  13. Revanfan1 Force Ghost

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    In which blah blah blah blah...sorry, you lost me.
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  14. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    After years of backlash for killing Chewbacca, R.A. Salvatore sets out to ensure he will never write Star Wars again.
  15. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of CT, SW Saga and Lucasfilm Ltd

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    In which we get a better idea of what's going on inside Anakin and Padme's heads, and the terrible dialogue makes more sense.

    (Hey, I liked the novel.)
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  16. Cushing's Admirer Force Ghost

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    Honestly, I don't like any of the film novels. I find them all dull.
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  17. DigitalMessiah Force Ghost

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  18. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    Then you haven't read ROTS or ROTJ ;)
  19. DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight

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    In which R.A. Salvatore's prose is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere; not like the next book, where everything is smooth.
  20. darth fluffy Jedi Knight

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    It's like watching the movie, only we don't have to see Hayden Christensen attempt to act.
  21. blackmyron Jedi Grand Master

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    Still a hundred times less boring than The Approaching Storm.
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  22. fett 4 Jedi Grand Master

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    It's all Obi-wans fault, he's holding Salvatore back!
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  23. DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master

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    After reading The Approaching Storm, this seems like Pulitzer material, if you assume Pulitzer material really, really sucks.
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  24. instantdeath Jedi Master

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    Oh look, I'm actually doing it in two days. @DarthSanctimonious grinds the competition into sand. That god damn sand.

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    The disparaging snark ends here. I have foreseen it.
  25. _Catherine_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Three quarters of a great novel.