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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    A magnificent culmination to the prequel era, this story of (if I may quote parts of the novel) "love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams" is a truly gripping tale that finishes off the prequel trilogy nicely while giving us a splendid conclusion that sees the end of a thousand-year old Republic and the twilight of the Jedi; "the end starts now."
     
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  2. sharkymcshark

    sharkymcshark Jedi Knight star 3

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    "Why is this about 5 times better than the film?"
     
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  3. kecen

    kecen Jedi Master star 4

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    From the parts I did read, it was a good book.
     
  4. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Stover shows his prejudice against Wookiees by removing all the Kashyyyk scenes.
     
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  5. BoromirsFan

    BoromirsFan Jedi Master star 4

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    The book that convinced me to get into the EU.
     
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  6. Valbino

    Valbino Jedi Knight

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    Obi-Wan took an entire scene to marvel at Anakin's butt and that is why it is the best movie novel.
     
  7. Ezekial

    Ezekial Jedi Master star 3

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    Because mass murderer who is a proven liar promises that he might (though not for certain) be able to save your secret wife, who by the way is in tip-top perfect health right now, you go murder your friends and family, and a roomful of little kids.
     
  8. Trisdin Gheer

    Trisdin Gheer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yeah, Stover and his crazy ideas. Psssh.
     
  9. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Palpatine only had to lie because the Jedi had a kill on sight order for the Sith! He was the good Sith! You know, like Timothy Olyphant was the good drug dealer in Go.
     
  10. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins-but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars.
     
  11. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    That line gives me chills. Every. Single. Time. :cool:
     
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  12. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    To bad stars don't discriminate what they burn
     
  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Lots of fantastic entries this round, but ultimately, it goes to Lugija and his supposedly lazy entry. There's a lesson in here kids: never try. The slackers will just win anyway.

    Lets wrap something up that we've been dragging out for far longer than is decent.

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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  15. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  16. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Words in a sentence.
     
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  17. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    After an accidental misfire of the internal weapons of a replica droid of Princess Leia forces them to fly a scientist all the way to his home planet (really), Han and Leia have a vacation at Hologram Fun World (really!), then Zorba the Hutt captures Leia at a magic show and takes her and a Trioculuscicle to the Mofference aboard the Moffship (really!!), then the Moffs defrost Trioculus and claim Leia and Trioculus's first inclination is to propose marriage to an enemy leader (really!!!), so Trioculus orders Zorba the Hutt to be dumped into the Pit of Carkoon to help make Leia like him and commands Moff Hissa to grab a copy of the Dark Book of Imperial Justice to read at the wedding (really!!!!), meanwhile Han takes the Leia HRD and Luke (and of course Ken - really!!!!!) on a rescue mission to switch the droid for Leia (really!!!!!!), whereupon Robo-Leia apparently remembers that Trioculus once proclaimed he has a heart and fries it with her laser eyes (really!!!!!!!), and finally Zorba the Hutt pulls a Boba and crawls out of the sarlacc (really!!!!!!!!); amazingly, this all happened in an actual book that I have an actual copy of.
     
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  18. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    I always thought the lizard guy on the cover looked cool.
     
  19. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The Tragedy of Hissa and Trioculus climaxes when Luke sends a droid to assassinate enemy leader during his wedding, and laughs about it afterwards.
     
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  20. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    The death of the series' true hero.
     
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  21. Weechee

    Weechee Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Queen of [hl=saddlebrown]TROUSERS[/hl]
     
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  22. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I've never even heard of this book.
     
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  23. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Seriously? The Jedi Prince cycle?
    Glove of Darth Vader?
    Not ringing any bells?
    :( :_|
    No one understands good art these days. :p
     
  24. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Once again, the Sarlacc is denied its meal.
     
  25. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The first entry I could take or leave. This entry I really like. Turns out censorship isn't all bad :p