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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I couldn't in good conscious use the final cover. Not that this one is worlds better...
     
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  2. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I couldn't in good conscience let that typo stand.
     
  3. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This is the part I get angry and belligerent for being corrected.
     
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  4. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sorry. Not really sorry.
     
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  5. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You found Waldo!
     
  6. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    The bad guys have Attention Deficit Disorder, the good guys have Antisocial Personality Disorder, and the writing staff has both, it seems.
     
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  7. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    But for the Big 3, it was Tuesday
     
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  8. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    I really couldn't be bothered to read the book.
     
  9. Reveen

    Reveen Jedi Knight star 3

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    Han is a badass because I told you so, Leia is sexy because I told you so, the villains are geniuses because I told you so, and Lando does jack because screw you.
     
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  10. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Expanded Universe goes out on the lowest note imaginable.
     
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  11. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    It's really more a brown noise than a recognizable musical note.
     
  12. windu4

    windu4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Crucible comes "full circle" with the NJO with as much grace as the Prequel Trilogy did with the OT.
     
  13. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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  14. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Master star 5

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    Despite how bad the galactic situation is (who knows how many Tribe Sith are out there, Vestara being one of the more troublesome and higher profile ones and racking up quite a high body count in this book alone, Abeloth still existing, no solid lead on the Mortis dagger, and NJO-GA relations are so bad Luke Skywalker can't even meet with a GA Senator in public anymore as the GA has declared itself neutral in Sith conflicts, blaming it all on the Jedi), the Force says Luke should retire, so its time to retire, and Han and Leia decide to retire too as they have nothing better to do.
     
  15. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    An appropriate response
     
  16. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Expanded Universe goes out on a brown note.
     
  17. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    The book where Han gets trashed on 3 separate occasions.
     
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  18. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    After finishing reading, a fan angrily puts the novel down and yells to the heavens, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU $%#@$% A STRANGER IN THE @$%$@^@, LUCASFILM!"
     
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  19. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    After I finally read Crucible:
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  20. Ordo N-11

    Ordo N-11 Jedi Knight star 3

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    Remember when we all thought that one of Big Three was going to die, and we kept debating the meaning of the three circles behind Luke?
     
  21. tal0nkarrde

    tal0nkarrde Jedi Knight star 2

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    When we want to move on to the younger characters in the Expanded Universe, we decide to write a storyline that spans across cosmic realms, confusing readers immensely, just to say, "Hey, us old folks are stepping aside so you young whippersnappers can take over."
     
  22. GoingInside

    GoingInside Jedi Knight star 1

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    The Force concludes its pendulum swing away from demystification via "midi-chlorians" by becoming space magic that can basically do whatever the writer wants.
     
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  23. LarryG

    LarryG Jedi Knight star 1

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    Denning fulfills his contractual obligation on the lowest note imaginable.
     
  24. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    And Havac takes it.

    Now, to finish off Tales of the Jedi. This is for the "Dark Lords of the Sith" arc.

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    It gets better.
     
  25. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Exar Kun and Ulic are dubbed Dark Lord and Sith apprentice, respectively, by a Dark Lord speaking through time who would later be retconned into the spirit of Marka Ragnos... likely because he had the same hat.
     
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