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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 25, 2012
    Not even going to try with this one, we have our winner already.

    ...wait a second! Isn't there a three-word or more rule?

    Well, then...

    No toothbrushes for the wicked.
     
  2. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    I can't keep track of all these rules. I just saw one sentence or less.
     
  3. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    One Sentence or Less =/= Stream-of-Consciousness Cover Reactions
     
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  4. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 25, 2012
    Weren't you already ousted or something? :p
     
  5. EternalHero

    EternalHero Jedi Knight star 3

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    Here's my sentence: KJA ruins my favorite EU character.

    Alternate: KJA ruins everything.
     
  6. tjace

    tjace Jedi Master star 4

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    One Darth Maul death or less.
     
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  7. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    Oh wait - I got one!

    Darth Maul gets better!
     
  8. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oct 13, 2007
    In which Maul gets to craft a double-bladed shank.
     
  9. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I would probably like this if it were referring to the right book :p
     
  10. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 12, 2012
    Maul's resurrection singlehandedly chews through canon like a wampa through manflesh.
     
  11. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A random Jedi saves some cat-people from a really hot day, and also Darth Maul and his brother with the stupid name are there because people like that sort of thing.
     
  12. EECHUUTA

    EECHUUTA Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 19, 2007
    Darth Maul: "A death sentence becomes little more then a mere nuisance, when one can cheat death so easily."
     
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  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    DigitalMessiah pulls in a dubious win. But I'll allow it. What can I say, I'm a softie.

    I'm both surprised and glad that we haven't done this next one (I hope?). I'd like to do at least one in honor of the memory of Aaron Allston.

    [​IMG]

    Just remember that being respectful doesn't mean you have to cut down on the snark. In fact, I'd wager that Allston wouldn't have had it any other way.
     
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  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 23, 2007
    It's kind of sad that in the X-Wing series the X-Wing has been reduced to cameo appearances.
     
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  15. GoingInside

    GoingInside Jedi Knight star 1

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    "That's a very cunning plan, but now is not the time for cunning plans or crazy capers." - Dave Nelson; Newsradio
     
  16. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 3, 2013
    The unsafe house was so unsafe that they had to flee the safe house after the unsafe house to another safe house that was a safer house than the safe house that was after the unsafe house.
     
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  17. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A Wraith story with some of the new generation (yay, Miri!), and an X-Wing barely to be seen.
     
  18. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    You fail. [face_plain]
     
  19. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *headdesk*, thanks.
     
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  20. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    One of the few bits of post NJO stories to have: A Vong character, actual change due to the war and HUMOUR.
     
  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Gonna sink low and bump this once, since I feel like it got buried early.
     
  22. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Feb 17, 2004
    Is it just me or is no one flying that X-wing?
     
  23. tjace

    tjace Jedi Master star 4

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    A Gamorrean breaking it down in the middle of the street is the most awesome part of the book.
     
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  24. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  25. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    The one book in the Legacy era that matters