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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun March Madness Bracket Challenge Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    If a dancing Gamorrean is not available to distract your enemies call in Daddy to blast them away.
     
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  2. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Allston STRIKES back !
     
  3. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    Return of Allston!
     
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  4. stung4ever

    stung4ever Jedi Master star 3

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    RIP Runt, RIP Aaron.
     
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  5. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A fond farewell, in more ways than one.
     
  6. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apologies for the extreme tardiness, I've been away from most sources of internet. I really should have planned ahead. For what it's worth, I was really, really sorry about it for at least a few minutes. Well, seconds. Not at all.

    AusStig wins.


    [​IMG]

    I'm not sure one sentence will be enough.

    And just to remove the temptation, you're not allowed to use this quote. Well technically you're not supposed to just use quotes anyway, but you especially can't use this one, because you'd automatically win.

    "An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died."

    HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE!
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Force Ghost star 8

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    In which Mon Mothma is suspicious of Kyle - setting a trend.
     
  8. stung4ever

    stung4ever Jedi Master star 3

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    Now, I am become Death.
     
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  9. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Kyle Katarn: stealing the Death Star plans before it was cool.
     
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  10. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Kyle Katarn–wielding a blue lightsaber before Jedi Outcast–proves that even continuity cannot defeat The Beard.
     
  11. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Mon Mothma:"Many Imperials died trying to protect this information."
     
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  12. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    The Beard, worn by Kyle Katarn, bends space time to give Its chosen one the right hipster look as he steals the Death Star plans and ignores continuity before it was cool

    EDIT: added "and ignores continuity" because I wanted something about continuity and made it less like Copers
     
  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    o_O
     
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  14. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Kyle Katarn meets Lando Calrissian, whose mojo rubs off on Kyle, immediately leading Kyle to jump ship for the first hot chick in the Rebellion that he sees.
     
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  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Kyle Katarn.

    Disqualify me at your beard-fearing peril; Kyle Katarn does not need 3 words.
     
  16. Katarn's Beard

    Katarn's Beard Jedi Knight

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    Kyle Katarn proves why even Boba Fett fears him.
     
  17. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Read this in basically one sitting right after playing Dark Forces on PC and it kinda melted my teenage brain.
     
  18. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    First WIN! WOOO I WON!

    Ahem

    There is one reason one should buy this novel; it has Kyle Katarn, that is all.
     
  19. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    "The Stormtrooper saw Kyle and died."
     
  20. IcePirate

    IcePirate Jedi Master star 2

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    His Celestial Majesty, the Good Emperor Kyle Katarn, begins his ascent to godhood.

    (Technically, it began in 1995, with the game, but....)
     
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  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I really, really shouldn't do it. It's both more than one sentence and less than one sentence at the same time.

    ... but I'm afraid of what would happen if I don't Zorrixor wins. I'm just going to pretend that period is a semicolon.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Kyle Katarn Two.
     
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  23. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    Boba Fett -- operating openly a year after his 'death' without Han finding out until Dark Empire somehow -- turns down a bounty on Kyle after remembering the thrashing he got at his hands on Coruscant four years previously.
     
  24. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    A wise decision. Braver warriors have tried to stand in the way of the beard and paid with their lives, but forum rules cannot defeat Kyle Katarn. ^:)^
    I'm not even going to try and beat this one... it cannot be done. :p
     
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  25. purplerain

    purplerain Jedi Knight star 4

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    Not even Darth Bane can defeat The Beard.