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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    A bunch of people who no longer exist in a conflict that no longer exists visit a bunch of planets that no longer exist, apart from Dantooine, which still exists although all the locations visited on it definitely don't exist.

    *Drops the mic and struts out of the thread before he can be pelted by rotten tomatoes*
     
  2. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Though not developed by Bioware, predating Mass Effect 2 and 3 in showing how little your in-game choices matter, turns out whether you went lightside or darkside in the first game, the galaxy still ends up in mostly the same place- really bad shape with the Republic mostly collapsed, most of the Jedi dead and Sith everywhere.
     
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  3. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Where the EU made it all the way to The Howard Stern show with the introduction of Darth Nihilus!

    (some swearing language but some funny bits in it too.)

     
  4. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Ahem, this from Instantdeath: "The Restored Content mod version of course, because I ******* SAY SO!"
     
  5. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The greatest story that gave greater characters than the 1D's in the first KotOR, and with actual interesting villians, in a plot hatched by a blind woman to destroy the Force because she hates how it controls everyone's destiny.
     
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  6. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    A really great story and character exploration, that falls in the key video game element of NOT BEING BORING, seriously the first planet and the last are sooo dull, rest was good though.
     
  7. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    In a game with the illusion of free will the villain believes she can give everyone free will by metaphorically "cutting the cable", thinking that life will go on without "electricity"
     
  8. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Dude, 4-way tie. Nuts.
     
  9. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Here's my version:

    Jedi Jesus fights Sith Galactus, Female Palpatine, and Zombie Jedi in a retelling of Planescape: Torment.
     
  10. BoromirsFan

    BoromirsFan Jedi Master star 4

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    apathy is death
     
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  11. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    AdmiralWesJanson struck back near the end with a surprising lead.

    So since the EU apparently exploded or something while I was looking the other direction, let's do one of the more recent works.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I haven't read this oneā€“but I'll give it a whirl.

    Leia, along with Han, have to make a deal with a bunch of costumers pirates.
     
  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Every once in a while, a Star Wars author remembers that asteroids are a thing.
     
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  14. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 25, 2012
    An outfit that's not from the movies on a photoshopped cover; heresy!
     
  15. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    What's going on with her shirt at the waistline
     
  16. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Bad Photoshop is going on.
     
  17. Mind Riot

    Mind Riot Jedi Padawan star 1

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    A cunning rip-off of Marvel Star Wars 22 and every other Rebellion-era big three story ever.
     
  18. OLeg89

    OLeg89 Jedi Knight

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    This happens every single time: Leia goes to buy some stuff, ends up destroying giant secret pirate base.
     
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  19. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    Leia gets a novel to herself and spends it trying to recruit the most painfully naive pirates since the Veggie Tales.
     
  20. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 6

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    A story of trust, betrayer and what people are capable when they are given hope with many strong female characters and the only thing people remember is the bad photoshop cover
     
  21. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Leia's mission is to find help for the Rebellion; unfortunately, she's looking in Alderaan places.
     
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  22. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    If I may withdraw my earlier one and submit another--

    Leia in a leading role, a large number of empowered women, and a very diverse cast in terms of RL ethnicties and Star Wars aliens -- all in a forgettable plot about recruiting some Alderaanians who think they can be the pirates who don't do anything.
     
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  23. Charlemagne19

    Charlemagne19 Chosen One star 8

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    well everyone liked it, so I guess I unwithdraw it. :)
     
  24. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Charlemagne19 wins. I wish I got it, but I hated Veggie Tales as a kid. I know, shocking.

    Haven't done a comic in awhile.

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Cynical_Ben

    Cynical_Ben Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    For reference purposes: