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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I'm getting a lot of "midget" from you people today.
     
  2. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun March Madness Bracket Challenge Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Leia takes on the burden of being the daughter of Darth Vader while Han gets by on a dare he took in the 5th grade.
     
  3. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Bumping, because if this thing can't even stay on the first page during TTT I quit.
     
  4. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    The dark side of the force rises, while the Dark Force of ancient dreadnaughts rises, and the dark force of the Empire rises; also Thrawn.
     
  5. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ackbar is grounded, Leia plays "My dad could beat your dad"-card, Han and Lando are only interested in getting a fleet because Thrawn wants it, and Fey'lya acts like a child... as well.
     
  6. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Jello wins again. Can he go three for three, or will a dark horse enter the fray??

    Nah, he'll probably win again.

    The Last Command.
     
  7. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Proving as deviant as he is devious, Thrawn hatches elaborate plots to finger Mara Jade and Talon Karrde.
     
  8. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Pellaeon gives the last command of the Thrawn campaign, once again screwing over the Empire, and once again all credit is given to Wedge and Ackbar.
     
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  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Jacen and Jaina make their first and only Bantam appearance without getting kidnapped, the Rebels play their trump Karrde, and Rukh makes an artistic statement.
     
  10. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    The Butler Did It.
     
  11. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    How Thrawn is absolutely better than Vader in every conceivable way, except for the last bit where he dies and his entire plan completely falls apart--we'll call that a draw.
     
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  12. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The New Republic proves that whoever strikes back last, strikes back last... And we all hope this will be the last time clones will be used for plot convenience.
     
  13. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Mara obeys Palpatine's Last Command and kills Luuke while Rukh kills Thrawn artistically and Pellaeon orders a retreat while something-that-will-devastate-the-Bothans is buried in the destruction of Mount Tantiss
     
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  14. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    Thrawn finds out that Rukh and the Noghri drive the point home the hard way.
     
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  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Thrawn learns the sharp way why he should have studied those midgets' art more.
     
  16. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The greatest Grand Admiral in the Empire achieves his fondest wish; he becomes art.
     
  17. Rogue_Follower

    Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  18. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke gives Mara Jade his father's lightsaber... her heart grew three sizes that day. [face_love]
     
  19. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    The one that's supposed to end with the Battle of Bilbringi but instead reaches page 400 and just stops.
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. CaptainPeabody

    CaptainPeabody Jedi Master star 3

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    In this exciting final chapter, Han Solo is presented with a stuffed bird, Niles Ferrier flunks Villainy 101, C'baoth throws pebbles at everyone, and our blue-skinned antagonist is helpfully slain by his manservant.
     
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  21. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    ...had a dashed convenient loophole.
     
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  22. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh carp I'm one shy of Jello and breaking his trilogy!

    If I beat him, and I disappear mysteriously, someone connect the dots please!
     
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  23. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You messed with a super weapon of your own making and blew yourself up?
     
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  24. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Well, he had a little bit of competition in Sinrebirth, and I think cthugha earns a few unofficial bonus points for the brevity:wit ratio, but sure enough, Jello completes his Thrawn box set. Jello, tell you what - you pick the next round, and we'll let the others do without your competition for once. I'll resume the reins in a couple days.
     
  25. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls.


    That's right. You heard me.