Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.
I'm getting a lot of "midget" from you people today.
Leia takes on the burden of being the daughter of Darth Vader while Han gets by on a dare he took in the 5th grade.
Bumping, because if this thing can't even stay on the first page during TTT I quit.
The dark side of the force rises, while the Dark Force of ancient dreadnaughts rises, and the dark force of the Empire rises; also Thrawn.
Ackbar is grounded, Leia plays "My dad could beat your dad"-card, Han and Lando are only interested in getting a fleet because Thrawn wants it, and Fey'lya acts like a child... as well.
Jello wins again. Can he go three for three, or will a dark horse enter the fray??
Nah, he'll probably win again.
The Last Command.
Proving as deviant as he is devious, Thrawn hatches elaborate plots to finger Mara Jade and Talon Karrde.
Pellaeon gives the last command of the Thrawn campaign, once again screwing over the Empire, and once again all credit is given to Wedge and Ackbar.
Jacen and Jaina make their first and only Bantam appearance without getting kidnapped, the Rebels play their trump Karrde, and Rukh makes an artistic statement.
The Butler Did It.
How Thrawn is absolutely better than Vader in every conceivable way, except for the last bit where he dies and his entire plan completely falls apart--we'll call that a draw.
The New Republic proves that whoever strikes back last, strikes back last... And we all hope this will be the last time clones will be used for plot convenience.
Mara obeys Palpatine's Last Command and kills Luuke while Rukh kills Thrawn artistically and Pellaeon orders a retreat while something-that-will-devastate-the-Bothans is buried in the destruction of Mount Tantiss
Thrawn finds out that Rukh and the Noghri drive the point home the hard way.
Thrawn learns the sharp way why he should have studied those midgets' art more.
The greatest Grand Admiral in the Empire achieves his fondest wish; he becomes art.
The secret origin of the Facebook Like icon.
Luke gives Mara Jade his father's lightsaber... her heart grew three sizes that day.
The one that's supposed to end with the Battle of Bilbringi but instead reaches page 400 and just stops.
In this exciting final chapter, Han Solo is presented with a stuffed bird, Niles Ferrier flunks Villainy 101, C'baoth throws pebbles at everyone, and our blue-skinned antagonist is helpfully slain by his manservant.
...had a dashed convenient loophole.
Oh carp I'm one shy of Jello and breaking his trilogy!
If I beat him, and I disappear mysteriously, someone connect the dots please!
You messed with a super weapon of your own making and blew yourself up?
Well, he had a little bit of competition in Sinrebirth, and I think cthugha earns a few unofficial bonus points for the brevity:wit ratio, but sure enough, Jello completes his Thrawn box set. Jello, tell you what - you pick the next round, and we'll let the others do without your competition for once. I'll resume the reins in a couple days.
Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls.
That's right. You heard me.