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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I still can't believe that Bib and Salacious B. Crumb were able to defeat Palpatine's last clone through the power of friendship.
     
  2. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    War and Peace, but with 50% more lekku tics.
     
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  3. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Lame choice from Jello.
     
  4. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    My reaction to Jello: :oops:

    My BFatRotDF summary: :oops:
     
  5. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    What, you'd have preferred Ruins of Dantooine? :p
     
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  6. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    RoD is at least a real book. [face_plain]
     
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  7. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    How dare you imply that Derek J. Reda's masterpiece is a mere fancy of these forums. How. Dare. You.
     
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  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I wanted to give people a chance to be really creative :(

    I mean you basically have a blank slate here.
     
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  9. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    I feel like I'm the only one around here who hasn't heard of this one
     
  10. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Nope, I'm with you too!
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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  12. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Or

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/Derek_J._Reda

    and

    http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Bib_Fortuna_and_the_Rise_of_the_Dark_Falls

    Whoever wrote that second entry couldn't even write proper English "I am confirmed that it DOES in fact exist!".
     
  13. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    . . . and the moffship blunders on.
     
  14. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A truly magnificent ode to the indomitability of the Twi'lek spirit, contained within an epic saga of crime and justice, depicting the search for knowledge we all carry in our hearts and calling us to better our world, all in the masterful prose of that soulful savant, Derek J. Reda.
     
  15. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Bib Fortuna's biggest adventure, in which he tries to tell the New Republic the truth about Endor, but ends up getting swallowed by his political opponent, Some Sort of Viper, after some cool battles, so it's basically Game of Thrones in Star Wars but with more intrigue.
     
  16. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Fortuna doesn't smile on those who try to retcon the Empire into something good.
     
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  17. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Newcomers, do not be fooled; Although the only print run of this book says "forgotten" before it was around to be forgotten, this is NOT a HOAX; Lucasfilm has a monopoly of the Force-using population and had a Vision of the Future which showed that it would be forgotten, then published a few copies anyway.
     
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  18. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Otherwise known as the treatment for Episode VII.
     
  19. Manisphere

    Manisphere Jedi Master star 5

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    This generation's Justin Beiber: Just Getting Started crossed with One Hundred Years of Solitude.
     
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  20. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    The removal of Bib Fortuna's brain by the B'omarr Monks results in severe psychological trauma, causing him to argue with a bunch of Kowakian monkey-lizards who he thinks are Senators, experience delusional episodes that make him think the glorious and benevolent Empire is evil, and scream something about being eaten by "some kind of viper" after falling into the Sarlacc.
     
  21. Derek_J_Reda

    Derek_J_Reda Author: • BFATROTDF • DFOTROTDF VIP

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    My magnum opus.
     
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  22. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    This entire forum is fired.
     
  23. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Some book I never read, never heard of and am not interested enough in to research.
     
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  24. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    After this round ends, can someone make a complete plot summary based on these sentences? I'd do it myself, but I'm off to two weeks of merry camping in a dark forest (except that I'll work as a secretary in bosses' building, so not exactly camping, but still in the dark forest)
     
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  25. KamSolusar

    KamSolusar Jedi Master star 2

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    Star Wars meets 50 Shades of Grey, but this time Dumbledore survives.