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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    New rule: if you use the title of the book in your summary of the book, you probably aren't trying hard enough. :p
     
  2. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Or you're twisting the multiple meanings of the title into something brilliant...
     
  3. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Before the days of shock deaths there were the ones with Luke's mother who turned out not to be Luke's mother.
     
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  4. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Lando goes on an adventure, Luke also goes on an adventure, and Leia is left to deal with a bunch of ornery aliens who are only slightly more tolerant than the Yuuzhan Vong.
     
  5. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  6. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Yeah yeah yeah... I should get overtime pay for this. :p
     
  7. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Leia gets drawn into the political web of one of the best villains ever; while Lando, Lobot, and the droids have the best random, unconnected sci-fi exploration plot ever; and Luke goes off on a pretty dull hunt for his mother that we don't know yet is total garbage, but at least it gets him out of his super-mopey Jedi midlife crisis where he tries to be a hermit and give up on life at age 35 . . . ever.
     
  8. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Ackbar threatens to bite the head off a frozen ormachek while Leia to threatens to destroy Ackbar's wedding gift as a means of relieving stress, hilarity ensues.

    Yes folks, that is my entry. Deal with it. Stuff like that stands out. :p

    --Adm. Nick
     
  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Well, you have my vote.
     
  10. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Mine too - although my entry was similar. I could never get over the fact that Ackbar lets himself into Han and Leia's bedroom while they are sleeping.
     
  11. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I just love that Ackbar's concern was that he would catch his friends mating. Now THAT would of been awkward.

    --Adm. Nick
     
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  12. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    What are you, some kind of speciesist? What goes on in Han and Leia's bedroom is a matter for Han and Leia. :p
     
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  13. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Ok, sure, in this case I'll admit I have a species bias. An Ackbar/Leia/Han threesome is pretty low on my list of things I'd ever want to see in the EU. *shudders*

    I'll stay out of the diversity thread, now that I've outed myself.
     
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  14. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    All I can think about these last posts i this:
     
  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    If it makes you feel any better, I blame this thread for having made me think the girl on the new Legacy series poster is the half-human/half-fish offspring of the dude and Mon Cal on the image. :p
     
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  16. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The NR conveniently finds a complete Order of Battle when the one faction who would least benefit from its discovery starts negotiations with said NR; tension ensues.
     
  17. IG_2000

    IG_2000 Jedi Master star 4

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    Goddammit I wanna read Truce at Bakura now
     
  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A racist species, an extinct species and a hidden cult attempt to merge into a contiguous story.
     
  19. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Luke is lied to about his parent (again) and gets free scolding as a bonus; meanwhile Lando chases a vagabond, Nil Spaar is even better than Nom Anor and fleet junkies get a distinct representation of fleet action.
     
  20. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Not to worry; Ackbar swore off human threesomes after that time with the Celchus.
     
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  21. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    Formerly oppressed super grease monkeys develop delusions of grandeur and challenge the New Republic at a time when its leader seems incapable of being a high school class president and its greatest Jedi wants his mommy.
     
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  22. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    The one with Hiram Drayson and Lobot being utterly awesome for the first and (sadly) second-but-last time.
     
  24. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke leaves Yavin IV to become a hermit and decides that his best course of action is to leave his academy in the care of another hermit.
     
  25. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Luke takes a stab at retirement, Han Solo is a stay at home Dad, Chewbacca attends his son's Bar Mitzvah, Lando takes up archaeology and Leia goes in circles with Nil Spar.