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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    An unforgettable masterpiece depicting the intricacies of Wookiee society/culture and the heroic efforts required to keep a cantina on Tatooine operational in order to slake the thirst of weary miners and explorers...
     
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  2. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Chewbacca's wife learns the importance of stir-whipping before she whip-stirs, his son learns why Boba Fett is the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, his dad enjoys an erotic dance video, a completely unrelated bartender sings to drunkards on Tatooine, while the big Wookiee himself makes it home just in time to celebrate Life Day before Leia ruins everything by singing.
     
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  3. Darth_Kevin

    Darth_Kevin Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Itchy gets his groove on.
     
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  4. Plaristes

    Plaristes Jedi Master star 3

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    Shouldn't it be "slake" the thirst?
     
  5. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You are correct. That time I just crossed my wires. Can't blame the phone there.


    Misa ab iPhono meo.
     
  6. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    We built this forest on rock n' roll.

    God dammit.
     
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  7. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Two words: wookiee porn.
     
  8. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun March Madness Bracket Challenge Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Proof that humans have the ability to forgive and forget, after all people still went to see ESB just two years later.
     
  9. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    George Lucas's old shame, Yes George Lucas is a shamed of this 'film'; also Wookie Life Day.
     
  10. cdgodin

    cdgodin Jedi Master star 4

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    A very, very special holiday featuring Wookiee porn.
     
  11. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Posting on behalf of Sir Anthony Daniels: "It was Wookiee Pride Day... you will die if you watch it."

    Starting @ 2:55:



    (yeah don't count this entry :p)
     
  12. blackmyron

    blackmyron Force Ghost star 6

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    Sorry, but I'm opting out of this one because one sentence simply cannot do the Star Wars Holiday Special justice.
     
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  13. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Worth it.
     
  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The only Star Wars film that made me think that perhaps Harvey Korman was underutilized.
     
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  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The movie that everyone cites as the worst in the Star Wars saga, when it's not time to complain about TPM that it. And Happy Life Day, people.
     
  16. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    Star Wars variety show that compares poorly to Donny and Marie's efforts, and likely a subsequent cause of Carrie Fisher's obsession with Bolivian marching powder.
     
  17. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The episode which made The Golden Girls possible.
     
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  18. Manisphere

    Manisphere Jedi Master star 5

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  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    First the Disney thread, now this...

    Why do I get the feeling this is all part of a coordinated attempt behind the scenes to generate curiousity and trick people who have yet to be traumatised by the much-rumored Wookiee porn into watching the Holiday Special? :p
     
  20. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    The special that revealed all the everyday activities of the galaxy's citizens that nobody wanted to see.
     
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  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    watchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchiwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchit

    Watch it.
     
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  22. beccatoria

    beccatoria Jedi Master star 4

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    The original controversially canonical cartoon full of mandalorian mayhem!
     
  23. Zorkel567

    Zorkel567 Jedi Master star 4

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    I know. With this coming up so often, I've seriously begun thinking about checking it out and seeing if it is as horrible as everybody makes it out to be.
     
  24. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    The Holiday Special is a necessary rite of passage for all Star Wars fans. If you make it through the whole thing, you'll know that you will be able to face any bad story that LFL puts out. If not, then this franchise may not be for you.
     
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  25. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's a new Christmas tradition for me.
     
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