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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    No wonder you need medication.
     
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  2. CaptainPeabody

    CaptainPeabody Jedi Master star 3

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    Grooooowwwfff rrrrraaaahhhggg rrrff grrr-roooowwwrr: rrrraaaaarrrff grraaaggrrrh rrrooooowwrrr!
     
  3. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Master star 5

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    What if I just don't like osik that screws with other people's work and don't particularly care about The Holiday Special?
     
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  4. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Now now, there's no need to bring LOTF/FOTJ/TCW into a nice conversation about wookiee porn. Things could get uncomfortable.
     
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  5. Rilwen_Shadowflame

    Rilwen_Shadowflame Jedi Master star 6

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    Chewbacca's home life is detailed in this merry holiday romp for the whole family - including that creepy cousin you only see when you have to.
     
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  6. Darth_Kevin

    Darth_Kevin Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    See everything Chewie gave up to voluntarily enslave himself to a human.
     
  7. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The horror, the horror.
     
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  8. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    instantdeath cleans up, with 8 words no less. Now that's how it's done.

    Shatterpoint.
     
  9. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If there's a lesson to be learned from Shatterpoint, it's that you do not want Mace Windu to go all Pulp Fiction on your ass.
     
  10. Rilwen_Shadowflame

    Rilwen_Shadowflame Jedi Master star 6

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    The novelisation of the game Windu: The Badassening.:p
     
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  11. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    This novel proves that anyone who crosses Mace Windu is well and truly forked.
     
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  12. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Heart of Darkness: INNNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
     
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  13. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Mace Windu's home planet is a really ****ty place and war brings out the worst in the best Jedi.
     
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  14. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Mace Windu kicks butt
     
  15. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    The question "What if Samuel Jackson became a Jedi, then starred in Apocalypse Now?" gets answered in the most awesome manner possible.
     
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  16. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    Heart of Darkness... with a purple lightsaber!
     
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  17. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    In which we learn the origins of the future Mayor of Sernpidal, Nick Rostu.
     
  18. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Samuel L Jackson is the baddest Jedi in the galaxy, Depa Billaba goes sane and the answer to how many arms Kar Vastor sees is "rawr".
     
  19. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ASSKICKING AND PHILOSOPHICAL EXAMINATION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A JEDI AND ASSKICKING.
     
  20. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    *$%" **$%£$^£^ *%$% *$%$% *$%$%$ *$%$% *"£%%"$%"

    [This summary of Shatterpoint was deemed unsuitable for public viewing and had to be censored.]
     
  21. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    A story by which Stover demonstrates that his conversion to Star Wars is complete!
     
  22. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    The horror... the horror, "What horror ain't no planet I ever heard of, do they speak Basic on horror? BASIC MOTHER ****ER This book speaks it; even about philosophy (cause MW would kick it's @$$ other wise).
     
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  23. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Shatterpoints on a plane-t.
     
  24. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    And Havac becomes our first winner of 2013!

    The Cestus Deception.
     
  25. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Technically the Obi-Wan Clone Wars novel, but really it's more about Kit Fisto, sex-changing bugs, and learning for the first of infinitely many times that clones are real, unique people and not just a bunch of mindless identical copies of Jango, this time via their ability to name themselves "Jango's brother" and screw Jango's girlfriend.
     
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