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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Leia battles it out with a Hutt who owns a formidable library of Huttese pornography while Daala runs away with her childhood sweetheart, proving that she doesn't just run away from battles and tactics and sanity
     
  2. Karohalva

    Karohalva Jedi Knight star 2

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    Hutts buy a build-it-yourself Death Star kit from Wal-Mart while Daala is Daala.
     
  3. tjace

    tjace Jedi Master star 4

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    Durga attempts to make a Nostril of Palpatine knockoff, but he's not even as competent as the Empire.
     
  4. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    In a book that redefines dull and glacial, Leia lays around in a drugged-out haze, Han never really manages to do anything but there are sexbots, Luke wanders around with hillbillies and talks to rocks, there's a Dark Jedi Hutt for no reason, a giant bug-man spreads disease for a rejuvenated senator, Callista finally goes away, and most importantly, Daala stumbles across her childhood love completely at random in the last five minutes.
     
  5. Darth Balls

    Darth Balls Jedi Youngling

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    Darksaber: Dorks 81 learns that an immoderate Force Push can turn you into a crispy critter.
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    Planet of Twilight: Barbara Hambly writes more long, incoherent sentences about nothing, while on the cover Han gives the reader a look that says "Please Kill Me."
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  6. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    We need another book about Callista and Daala . . . said no one, ever.
     
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  7. Zane the Reaper

    Zane the Reaper Jedi Knight star 1

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    Luke whines and thinks he's in love and Leia gets into a lightsaber duel... with a Hutt, while readers everywhere die of boredom.
     
  8. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    A novel I remember finding more interesting and atmospheric than "'I am Thrawn,' Thrawn said blinkingly. And then arched his brows."
     
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  9. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Fixed.
     
  10. beccatoria

    beccatoria Jedi Master star 4

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    No, NOW it's fixed. ;)
     
  11. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    We're getting there.
     
  12. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I raise my eyebrow to you.
     
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  13. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    My lip just twitched. You people make my lip twitch.
     
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  14. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Thrawn's lip twitched thrawnly.
     
  15. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    You can't see it, but I'm stifling a grimace at all this lip twitching and eyebrow arching.
     
  16. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm mentally crossing my fingers you people stop with the Zahnisms.
     
  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I hate to break up...whatever the hell this is, but Zor had to go and win the round.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A group of Sith accidently time travels into the future, meanwhile a Jedi attempts to stop Biff from capitalizing on a sports almanac from the past, but at least Jean-Claude prevents his wife's murder.
     
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  19. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Proof that two mostly unrelated stories featuring time travel and a bunch of clones of main characters can still make an awesome novel.
     
  20. The_Forgotten_Jedi

    The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Master star 4

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    A Jedi Knight searches for dragons atonement with the aid of two scavengers while a Jedi Master from the past faces personal demons, plus the literal past demonic force that followed him to the future, and a space!Vampire seeks enlightenment through soup.
     
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  21. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    There be dragons...
     
  22. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    A fairly good book about a video game Jedi suffering from PTSD who gets tangled in an adventure involving clones, Sith, and time travel, but thankfully does not have to deal with Rosh Penin.
     
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  23. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    Haunted by visions, Jaden Korr (Academy's protagonist)
    visits a far-off system which heads the 'Here Be Dragons' list,
    investigates a vacant lab, accompanied by two fringers,
    and is hunted by a vampire, which all barely impinges
    (and vice versa) on the Sith and Jedi featured on the cover
    who travel forward millennia and one promptly kills the other
    (then dies), which means that save the Jedi having a brief natter
    the two plotlines don't converge and the time travel didn't matter.




    Bear in mind I wrote words only for the first verse; sentence structure becomes somewhat trickier once choruses are incorporated.
    Here's the actual Matter Trio, and here is a demonstration of the correct pace (albeit from Pirates rather than Ruddigore).
     
  24. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Summary in verse form?

    We so should have another thread just for that.
     
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  25. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    Point ;)
     
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