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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Obi-Wan learns through a TV in a sports bar that Anakin survived, and Vader deals with his guilt over killing Padme by killing Fang Zar.
     
  2. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Vader stops moping about Padamame or Panda Bear or whatever and starts throwing lightsabers at people!
     
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  3. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Jedi live after Order 66 so Vader kicks @$$ and takes Wookiees as slaves for the construction of the Death Star with Tarkin
     
  4. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    Obi-Wan gets another valuable reminder that you should make sure the people you kill are actually dead before walking away while watching the news in a cantina, fortunately for Darth Krayt, Obi-Wan is also a very slow learner.
     
  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Anakin finally stops whining.
     
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  6. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    AdmiralWesJanson wins his first round (I think? Don't have my notes with me) amid steep competition.

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    And because I can't seem to say it enough, THIS IS NOT A REVIEW THREAD. Be snarky if you're so inclined, but if your entry is 200 words of scorn for Karen Traviss I will disqualify it.
     
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  7. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    A Republic Commando unit that is not Delta Squad lands on a farmworld to team up with a Jedi Padawan and a shapeshifter to ruin a Mandalorian's day just to capture a scientist developing a chemical bioweapon targeting the 36th Fett genome
     
  8. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Karen Traviss', Omega's, and Etain's spectacular debut, before any of us knew exactly how they would all just as spectacularly let us down.
     
  9. jSarek

    jSarek VIP star 4 VIP

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    Enjoy it while you can, 'cuz it's all downhill from here.
     
  10. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    The book that takes us crawling in the weeds (and the merlie dung) with Omega Squad's Niner, Darman, Fi and Atin under the 'leadership' of Jedi Padawan Etain Tur-Mukan; assisted by Jinart, a shapeshifting Gurlanin; on a mission to eliminate a Clone-specific Separatist Bio-weapon that is under-development on the world of Qiilura.
     
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  11. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yep, my first win!

    Hard Contact:
    Rainbow Six: Star Wars with snappy dialogue, characterful clones, a non-superpowered Jedi, shapeshifters, bioweapons, and interesting villians- too bad the Mandolorians will come in and take over in later books and all the characters will start acting like clones.
     
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  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A Padawan becomes a pedophile.
     
  13. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I haven't read it, and many have said that my decision to not read it may be a wise one.
     
  14. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    You should, it shows why a lot of people thought Traviss was going to do great things for the EU. For me, it remains her best book.
     
  15. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So, I should read it, and then afterward, begin the process of dying inside.
     
  16. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    You could've stopped at "Rainbow Six: Star Wars". :p
     
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  17. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    Yes Karren, more like this.

    Edit.

    Has nothing to do with the Game!!:)
     
  18. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah, but isn't the whole point of this game to create ridiculous run on sentences to stay barely in the one sentence only limit while mangling common decency all in the hopes of valueless internet kudos, kind of like this post?

    :p
     
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  19. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT. [face_not_talking]
     
  20. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Now that I'm reading the Bounty Hunter Wars for the first time I've gone back and looked at the Slave Ship summaries since I've just finished it. Spot freakin' on. I hadn't read the cover blurb until after finishing the book and wow. Between that and the droid, that has to be one of the most straight up inaccurate Star Wars covers I've ever seen. Seems Bantam really was the era of not caring. Anyway, sorry for jumping off topic. Hard Contact, carry on.
     
  21. godisawesome

    godisawesome Jedi Master star 4

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    Hard contact: prove that the Tom Clancy formula even works in Star Wars.
     
  22. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    The Traviss novel least likely to inspire a 200 word run-on sentence of scorn.
     
  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Tied at five - though generally I expected a little more competition with this one. One more day.
     
  24. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    A book that ties into a game and a movie, both of which were called Rambo, if I recall correctly.
     
  25. BoromirsFan

    BoromirsFan Jedi Master star 4

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    A book that is excruciatingly long to read despite its length, but surprising gem amongst the EU at the end of the day.