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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Man, there's been a lot of necro-liking going on in this thread recently. o_O
     
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  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'd compete, but I haven't read it :p
     
  3. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    I have to admit, I'd be fantastically pleased if this one won.
     
  4. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    As it's not a summary, it will not.
     
  5. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The heroes go to a mission that challenges them, and they meet people who have their own quirks, and after a sacrifice and a climax the villain is defeated while the heroes learn important lessons about themselves, each other and life in general.

    Yeah I haven't read this one either.
     
  6. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I feel compelled to point out that YOU'RE not a summary.
     
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  7. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes, it is. Generally speaking.

    It's a summary of its unimportanceness to Jello...
     
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  8. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Some of us were late to the party.
     
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  9. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Nobody told us that "this party's over," though.
     
  10. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Master star 5

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    Four orphaned fingers form a new hand, and show just what a hand is capable of.
     
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  11. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    Uh, what? :confused:
     
  12. Trip

    Trip Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A shy young woman experiences a sexual awakening when unexpectedly placed in command of an elite team of supremely fit clone soldiers.

    (or, more succinctly: dat trapezius)
     
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  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    MistrX pulls into a nice clean lead and takes the round.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The heroes go to a mission that challenges them, and they meet people who have their own quirks, and after a sacrifice and a climax the villain is defeated while the heroes learn important lessons about themselves, each other and life in general.
     
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  15. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    You're fired.
     
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  16. Trip

    Trip Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Etain molests Darman, Ordo is a ****block, Corr has no hands, Fi is a loser, Kal is sanctimonious, Niner is boring, Atin is damaged, Delta Squad guest stars, Katarn armor is invincible, every woman everywhere wants them some clone, and my username is totally unrelated to the title of this book. : |
     
  17. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, someone had to win when Havac isn't around. Maybe I'll actually go for a summary this time around.

    The crew from the last book team up with their daddy drill sergeant, the ubermensch Null ARCs, and fan favorites Delta Squad to fight terrorists on Coruscant and no one gets in any danger of any kind.
     
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  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The book that's only worth it for the Mando'a dictionary in the back so you can understand what the hell anyone is actually saying in these books.
     
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  19. RebelJoseWales

    RebelJoseWales Jedi Knight star 3

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    Espionage, intrigue, crime, romance, action, Jedi, and SCIENCE (but alas, still not enough Mandalorians)!
     
  20. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    At long last, a Star Wars novel about a bunch of people hanging out in an apartment.
     
  21. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    A separatist terror group tries repeatedly to force its way into the books plot, but sadly is ultimately unsuccessful.
     
  22. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    This needs to win, people. Get on it.
     
  23. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Master star 5

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    Two hands, the one from previous novel and the one from game, demonstrate just what they can do when under the piercing gaze of their training sergeants.
     
  24. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Delta Squad comes along to give Omega and their former Mandalorian drill sergeants a hand cleaning up Jabiimi terrorists on Coruscant, plus, Darman gets Etain pregnant
     
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  25. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Haven't read it.
     
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