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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

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    Commander Cody, the time has come: execute wedding registries.
     
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  2. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Remember how tragic Order 66 was for the Jedi in the movie, 'cause this book makes it seem like those dumb Jedi fully deserved it, except for the one who loves clones and Mandos, who's killed by other Jedi in an even more stupid and pointless manner anyway.
     
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  3. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    This one disagrees with you.
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  4. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Master star 3

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    Victory! Yay!

    Order 66: Traviss keeps using those words, I do not think they mean what she thinks they mean.
     
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  5. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    Shab, shebs, and shabuir would have been a more appropriate title for this book.
     
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  6. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    "Clones find a runty little Jedi girl while on a mission; hilarity (and revenge) ensues."
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I expected more competition from this one.
     
  8. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    The mains avoid the big issue we thought we were building up to and one tests the effeciveness of that weapon she's carried her entire life using her chest.
     
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  9. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    ezekiel22x officially takes home half of the Republic Commando series. Gonna hold off on 501st for now in favor of, oh, I dunno...

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    Someone kindly get the thread title for me--this had better be a good one.
     
  10. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    THE POWER OF WARU COMPELS YOU
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The Holy Scripture of the Church of Waru, in which His Gelatinousness is violated by Luke Skywalker, who attempts to send him back from whence he came.
     
  12. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Alternatively:


    There's Always Room for Waru.
     
  13. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    You mean there is always room inside Waru ;)
     
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  14. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nothing says Star Wars like naked centaurs, golden blobby gods, Hitler Youth parallels, and stellar astrophysics that make no sense!
     
  15. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Darth Vaders Apprentice… no not Starkiller… no not Tremayne either, I mean the unimportant one, tries to conquer the galaxy with help from a creature from Otherspace, who sadly turns out not to be a Charon.
     
  16. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    "This is what happens when you let a Star Trek author write Star Wars EU."
     
  17. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    In which it is revealed the entire history of the GFFA was just one long Waru drug trip.
     
  18. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Possibly one of the most popular and enduring books ever, since if anyone needs an explanation for something weird or stupid, Waru is brought up, whether its as a potential final villain for Luke Skywalker to fight (or a rematch since this first time he didn't do so well) or future Chief of State candidate or as a potential addition to the Mortis legend, Waru is the answer (well, either Waru or Daiman, since Daiman knows all too, wait, you don't think... dun dun dun).
     
  19. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    WARUUUUUUUUU!

    That's... really all that can be said about this one.
     
  20. jSarek

    jSarek VIP star 4 VIP

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    In Soviet Russia Crseih Station, steak orders YOU.
     
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  21. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The Crystal Star: one of the main reasons many people disregard the EU.
     
  22. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I always thought Star Wars needed more Jell-o wrestling, but this book proved me wrong.
     
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  23. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    Young Jedi Knights #0 ;)
     
  24. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The book where we learned what happened to Lord Daiman's golden eye.
     
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  25. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    damn you, so that's why Waru was seeking his lost other half... he missed the blue Eye!!! from now on I am on the look out for blue blobs