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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Too bad I missed The Crystal Star. My entry would have been: "Han has a beard, Luke is red-headed and Threepio is purple."

    I mean, that honestly tells you everything you need to know.
     
  2. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    And Leia dyes her hair green.
    IIRC, she also dyes Chewbacca, but I can't remember what...
     
  3. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, I was trying to remember what they did to Chewie. I'd forgotten about the green hair on Leia though.
     
  4. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I haven't read this book in a while, so I'm not entirely sure my memory of this part is accurate (and still looking on Wookieepedia to confirm or deny this), so if its wrong, ignore this one.

    In which it is revealed that that two meter thermal exhaust port that the entire Rebel plan of attack depended on was unnecessary and wouldn't have been that large if the architect had been paying more attention or cared more (since for her it was either that or the soon to be destroyed prison planet), adding yet another wrinkle to the 1001 tales of everything required for Luke to make that shot.

    Either that or some joke about how a summary is pointless because TCW will soon somehow invalidate this book at the rate they're going through Reaves' novels and that the Death Star is not a Duros, but someone else will probably phrase it better.
     
  5. Jedifirefly5

    Jedifirefly5 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Much as with Leia in the end, it gave me a terrible headache.
     
  6. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Any entry that references Duros will be automatically disqualified and its author shot into the sun.
     
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  7. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The book that has more to do with character melodrama than it does the actual Death Star.
     
  8. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I can think of at least one book where Duros in the entry would be appropriate.
     
  9. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The book which saw the destruction of Despayre, not Duros.

    This entry was brought to you by Cad Bane especially for CooperTFN
     
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  10. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    A book that's worth it for the Darth Vader scenes and thats it
     
  11. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Relive Episode IV Death Star scenes verbatim and the moral quandary of the guy who pulls that lever down (along with every other person living aboard the station) in... uh... let's just call it Death Star!
     
  12. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Man, I've got to reread that book.
     
  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    The Loyal Imperial utterly kills you suckas like the two million people killed by Luke Skywalker.

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    All three.
     
  14. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    The pulpy goodness and insanity of the 80s, condensed into one trilogy of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

    Might try to do a better one later.
     
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  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    There may be three books, but there will only ever be one Loooooove Commander.
     
  16. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Three books starring Lando Calrissian, that is all that needs to be said, go read them now.
     
  17. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Smooth gambler meets alien starfish, has...unique...adventures.
     
  18. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Lando and his servile sidekick baby spaceship have adventures through outerspace and inner mind, meeting evil snail sorcerers, tricky rabbits, space whales who use guano and gems to sculpt, and sentient robots from another galaxy, all while cruising around in a ship Lando won in a sabbac game he would have rather lost.
     
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  19. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    (James Bond + Indiana Jones) x Colt45 = Lando Calrissian :cool:
     
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  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Thanks to an unhealthy dose of Lando and sabacc, Rokur Gepta's life is getting worse all the time!
     
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  21. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Everyone's favorite ol' smoothie smokes, gambles, and has a strange old time with his more than meets the eye droid.
     
  22. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    The book trilogy that everyone forgot.
     
  23. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Centrality Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Thingies!
     
  24. Rogue_Follower

    Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think this excerpt from Flamewind tells you everything you need to know:

    "Outside, a braid of raspberry red, lemon yellow, and orange orange twisted through the heavens, across a constellation locals called the Silly Rabbit."
     
  25. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Very unique and awesome series and vuffi raa.