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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. blackmyron

    blackmyron Force Ghost star 5

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    Oh, you've already switched. :p

    Fine, here's one: "Kevin J. Anderson's long-awaited prequel to that one plotline in the Jedi Academy Trilogy"
     
  2. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Two ancient Sith Lords scream at each other, naive explorers are easily duped, and lightsabers still need a charge.
     
  3. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    Cursory backstory of the Evil Spirit Mentor to the Evil Spirit Mentor of Kyp Durron that has somehow achieved a crucial place in the history of the galaxy, Jedi, Sith and an MMO even as the entire rest of the Tales of the Jedi drifted into obscurity.
     
  4. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Two young humans blindly dial the Stargate jump into hyperspace, leaping headfirst into a strange new world of political intrigue, and setting off a chain of events which climaxes in a battle where the Goa'uld Sith turn on one another, with Apophis Dor Gal-Ram and Ra's Horak-mul's forces commandeered by their own Jaffa Massassi and turned against their ally Ba'al Ludo Kressh as part of Anubis's Naga Sadow's evil master plan...


    (Yes, I know GAotS came first, but I can never resist poking fun at SPAAAACE EGYPT!)
     
  5. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    This alone would have won you this round.
     
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  6. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Funny thing, of all places to remember that it is the Legacy comics, which has this deeply heart wrenching scene. =((

    [​IMG]
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Relaxus narrowly edges out Culator for the win. RC, you can always resubmit yours for the correct book. :p

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  8. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Not by John Jackson Miller
     
  9. Cad Bane

    Cad Bane Jedi Youngling

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    The first part of the epic saga of the wasted potential of Ulic Qel-Droma and Nomi Sunrider DA-BODA.
     
  10. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  11. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The only time Arca Jeth dies, but merely the first of many times Cay Qel-Droma loses his ARRRMM.
     
  12. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Imagine an ancient era of nomadic Jedi Knights, fighting evil and battling bizarre dark side cults, in the golden age of the Old Republic . . . and then imagine it not really being much good.
     
  13. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The story that featured the first Adi Gallia.
     
  14. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    The origin of the Sith revealed!
     
  15. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Ulic and friends play with the animals, Nomi gets trained by a triceratops, and there's a character actually named Finhead Stonebone.
     
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  16. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    How can you guys think tis was boring?

    It had freaken giant flying lizards with lasers on their backs!

     
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  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    After some time on the sidelines and/or losing horribly, Havac makes a triumphant return to the winners' circle.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Tales of the Jedi: high concept, incredibly low execution.
     
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  19. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Freedon Nadd decides to play Grima Wormtongue, King Ommin plays an evil King Theoden and Cay preempts the Skywalkers by getting his arm sliced off.
     
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  20. QuentinGeorge

    QuentinGeorge Jedi Master star 5

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    Not porn - it just sounds like it.
     
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  21. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A group that is seriously called "Naddists" create some mummy-stealing trouble on Dxun, where they already stole a vowel, and the whole thing escalates really quickly when it turns out that the galaxy's lamest Sith have been hanging out on this backwater crapball planet for no reason doing nothing but now they're going to start a war, plus some spoiled kids who randomly have Force powers decide they want to be Sith and show up, so there's lots of fighting involving a ridiculously old man possessed by Mr. Nadd and a dopey Vader ripoff named Warb Null, which is ultimately resolved when our hero chops up the old man's back brace and scares off the ghost of Ol' Free Nadd, crippling him to death.
     
  22. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The story that does not want to be found or read.

    I looked forever for a copy of this before finally admitting defeat a couple years back.
     
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  23. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The only two issue comic series in history that you'll wish was even shorter.
     
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  24. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The most expensive trade paperback in my collection that is simultaneously the most worthless trade paperback in my collection.
     
  25. BoromirsFan

    BoromirsFan Jedi Master star 4

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    The art is so damn ugly.
     
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