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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And she DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM!
     
  2. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I have to admit CT's makes me laugh my ass off, but Grand Admiral Paxis pulled this one out by the skin of his teeth.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The book in which Luke gets to be depressingly incompetent, and Kyp Durron practically begs for someone to kick his ass (Kyle Katarn is right over there: just saying).
     
  4. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Admiral Ackbar accidentally kills a bunch of mayflies shortly before Kyp Durron fails to think rationally and Daala refuses to admit that she's in waaaaay over her head with her cockamamie scheme to make a vastly superior armada tremble with fear at her inexperienced mini-fleet.
     
  5. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The Book of Fail, where Daala fails at being a competent baddie, Luke fails at being a Jedi instructor, KJA fails at writing at anything resembling professional prose, and the galaxy fails at understanding just how awesome Ackbar really is.​
     
  6. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Corran Horn is hiding inside this book, waiting for his chance to tell Luke how stupid he's acting.
     
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  7. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As Tionne proves herself to be the most ineffective history teacher ever, Daala attacks and fails to take Dac's shipyards, thereby ensuring that nothing bad will ever happen to the planet again.
     
  8. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    The Book of Praxeum.
     
  9. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Simply put, everyone fails because KJA was Bantam's Troy Denning
     
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  10. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    Despite early setbacks, Presidential candidate Daala makes an absolute killing at her campaign stop on the rural electorate of Dantooine, but her surprise visit to the safe Mothma-seat of Mon Calamari to shore up her "tough on Rebels" credentials draws immediate protest, with local news sources reporting that a Mothmatist protestor threw an entire star cruiser at her in protest of her policy of indiscriminantly killing everything.
     
  11. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Ah, guess I missed the Annihilation blurb. Probably would have had something to do with everyone in the trailers knowing each other.

    In any case, Anderson actually takes Wedge in an unexpected and interesting direction before hooking him up with a feather lady and Han and co. become unkillable in a superweapon that they can literally fly through a star destroyer, so yeah.
     
  12. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh yeah, was this the one in which KJA managed to make ******* Wedge Antilles come off as a super creepy, domineering big man to Qwi's fragile little woman?
     
  13. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    On a dare, KJA attempts to mischaracterize every single character and quote every single line of the films.
     
  14. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I didn't want to remember that. Thanks a lot.
     
  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We shouldn't be surprised since in Jedi Search, he revealed Wedge's secret desire to work in construction and demolition.
     
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  16. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Yeah so the weekend appeared and I forgot this thing existed. Paxis wins again, now the pressure's on to go three-for-three.

    [​IMG]

    ...what is it about Bantam and not wanting to actually illustrate new characters? "Eh, just throw 'em all in the far background".
     
  17. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    For Dark Appprentice: Introducing Exar Kun!
     
  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Daala is finally defeated and killed in a final...oh crap, she survived.
     
  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL BE GONE MIGHTY FLEET OF FOUR -- COUNT THEM FOUR! -- STAR DESTROYERS!
     
  20. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    Nothing can repel firepower of that magnitude!
     
  21. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    For Champions of the Force: The Sith free someone from Imperial mind control, but the Jedi aren't very thankful.
     
  22. GoingInside

    GoingInside Jedi Knight star 1

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    Champions of the Force:

    Han uses up his entire lifetime quota of trying to redeem fallen Jedi, deciding afterwards that any that did so, even his own son, were dead to him.
     
  23. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Kyp apologizes for blowing up a planet and really shows he means it by destroying a prototype Death Star piloted by the dumbest scientists in the galaxy, while Corran Horn laughs.
     
  24. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The novel where the Jedi defeat a 2D villain and the stupidity of Daala is finally unleashed and comes to an utter conclu...no, wait, that's Darksaber
     
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  25. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    Am I the only one who thinks it's interesting that Kun is an anti-Imperial Sith?