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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    The message of Champions of the Force, the axiom of the praxeum if you will, is that an apology is worth 25 million lives.
     
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  2. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    fixed
     
  3. Plaristes

    Plaristes Jedi Master star 3

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    Isn't this the book where Mon Mothma is possessed by Exar Kun? [face_whistling]
     
  4. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    That's just what Cilgal claims in Jedi Academy Training Manual.
     
  5. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    Despite a crippling loss in the Cauldron Nebula primary and the explosive resignation of her campaign manager, Captain Mullinore, New Order Party presidential candidate Daala still refuses to concede defeat, but the influence of third party spoiler candidates such as Kyp Durron cause her to lose the caucus in her own home electorate of the Maw in a such a massive landslide that political pundits sarcastically remarked that the only way that she could ever win an election was if another Sith miraculously assumed the Presidency and somehow managed to make her look compassionate and competent by comparison.

    Actually, by the start of this one I think she's down to just one [face_laugh]
     
  6. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS; NOOOO TIME FOR SIITH 'CAUSE WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS....OF THE FOOORCE!
     
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  7. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    As he is from an era were Sith would more often kill each other than Jedi not really surprising that he doesn’t care for Palpatine leftovers.
     
  8. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    The book that says planet wide genocide is acceptable as long as you say sorry.
     
  9. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Maw is proud to announce it has now become Grand Central Station for the entire frigging galaxy!
     
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  10. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    While I personally think Relaxus nailed it, it looks like the temptation of the three-peat is hard tor resist.

    But wait! A wrinkle emerges!

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Stackpole, using Corran, shows how lame the Jedi Academy trilogy was and made it awesome
     
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  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Something about rescuing a hostage family member and salvaging a ludicrous story line.
     
  13. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Corran Horn, your friendly neighborhood ghost Jedi.
     
  14. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I, Corran Horn, am such a cool guy that I can be a Jedi, and I can be a cop, and I can be a pilot, and I can be a husband, and I this and I that, 'cause I'm Corran Horn.
     
  15. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    Fixed :p
     
  16. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Corran Horn's unique 'How I became a Jedi' autobiography.
     
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  17. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Corran Horn tries to prove why Corran Horn is better than all those other characters whose names aren't Corran Horn.
     
  18. fett 4

    fett 4 Force Ghost star 5

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    A hack writer plaguerises and attacks another work by another hack writer
     
  19. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A man's wife is kidnapped, so he decides to take a vacation at Luke Skywalker's Jedi Summer Camp and fulfill his dream of becoming a pirate (hot woman who carries a whip included) before rescuing her.
     
  20. GoingInside

    GoingInside Jedi Knight star 1

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    Corran Horn takes the opportunity of his wife's kidnapping to flirt with Tionne, Mara Jade, Leonia Tavira, and possibly a female Shistavanen.
     
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  21. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Corran Horn recommends a career change for Luke Skywalker after schooling him in hand to hand combat, suggests a break-up for Wedge Antilles without have ever met his significant other, invalidates the other students' defeat of Exar Kun by weakening him beforehand, finds out one of his relatives was nearly as awesome as he was, rescues his wife from a villain no one remembers anything about, speaks in the first person and, oh, yeah, throws Tycho some piloting props.
     
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  22. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Master star 3

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    The other Invid were a lot better than these Invid.
     
  23. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn; Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn, Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn--Corran Horn Corran Horn--Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn Corran Horn (Corran Horn), Corran Horn!
     
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  24. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But its first person!
     
  25. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Gotta love canon!