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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Poisoned by a nano-virus according to JAT! JATM isn't (I regret to say) entirely accurate in places!
     
  2. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me; I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me,I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I--me, me, I, I, I, me, me--I, I, I, me, me, I, I, I, me, me (me), I, I, I, me, me!
     
  3. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Fixed.
     
  4. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You know Corran is the kind of guy who thinks of himself in the third person even when he's thinking of himself in the first person.
     
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  5. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dogs dogs dogs fight fight fight.
     
  6. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    True, true.

    "I'm so cool because my names Corran Horn -- that's right, Corran Horn, that's me: I'm Corran Horn -- that's my name; Corran Horn -- you've heard of Corran Horn, right? That's because that's me; I'm him: Corran Horn."
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Corran Horn, that's my name, that name again is Corran Horn.
     
  8. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Three sentences.
     
  9. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Perhaps it requires three sentences to fully express the Corran Hornness of Corran Horn.
     
  10. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Don't you mean "Horniness"?
     
  11. AirNeeva

    AirNeeva Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I, Corran Horn (am awesome).
     
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  12. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Corran Horn Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Deads the Jedi Academy Trilogy and shows us that Tycho has an insanely amazing mind.
     
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  13. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    No one "liked" this. Really?
     
  14. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nah. That would suggest Corran Horn gives a crap about anyone not named Corran Horn.
     
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  15. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Sorry folks, been out of town. Todd the Jedi wins.

    [​IMG]

    The whole series. Note that Rebellion will be a separate round.
     
  16. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    An allegory for the Galactic Civil War in which Luke and Leia keep disrupting the attempt to establish the supremacy of Imperial narratives.
     
  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The sequel to Ghost Prison, released a decade beforehand in the grand tradition of SW installments being released before their respective prequels.
     
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  19. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    An anthology of Imperial tales involving a group of traitorous misfit officers, a Biggs and Porkins bar brawl, Tank playing tank in a tank, and a dowdy velociraptor teaparty.
     
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  20. Loopy777

    Loopy777 Jedi Knight star 1

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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far (far) away, Darth Vader and the Emperor killed a bunch of bland and bumbling traitors, Biggs Darklighter showed Ahsoka Tano how to break continuity with style and grace, Luke ran into an old friend who turned out to be the least memorable guy in the cut scene that is mostly unseen, and a bunch of other stuff happened that West End Games used to do better.
     
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  21. blackmyron

    blackmyron Force Ghost star 6

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    Dark Horse takes a never-before-seen glimpse in the GALACTIC EMPIRE, the political struggles, the betrayals, the side of Star Wars that you... okay, fine, we'll just go back to doing stories about the Rebel Alliance, happy now?
     
  22. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Shouldn’t we do these by story arc? As coming up with something that covers a whole series is though. [face_plain]
     
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  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  24. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    But...they'd be better that way!
    More amusement for me!
     
  25. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Darth Vader kills people: the series, characters somehow still find time to do more stuff around Episode IV and half-way through it suddenly has an overarching plot.

    (And it was collected very confusingly in Omnibuses)