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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Either the Magical Mystery Tour features a Sky House party or it doesn't count.
     
  2. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Han tries going solo against the Vong, but he inevitably picks up a wise-cracking traveling companion and many hijinks ensue.
     
  3. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dang I missed Ruin. I'm going to do it anyway:

    Wedge Antilles' passionate search for the truth about his sister is poignantly resolved off screen, Gavin's secret pain over the loss of his Bothan lover isn't resolved at all and Corran Horn is so shamed that he retires entirely from public life for the rest of his days for the next couple of books.

    As for Hero's Trial . . .

    Lunceno, desperate to prove his bona fides, works in at least one character from every other EU novel ever written.
     
  4. stung4ever

    stung4ever Jedi Master star 3

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    Han and a space Gypsy face his past while the Vong make their first strike against the Jeedai.
     
  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Han finally quits drinking and decides to stroll down EU memory lane with a monkey-dude, a YV chick and her pet bird.
     
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  6. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Fixed.
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  8. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My God; is Droma in this book too?
     
  9. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Not an entry, but just to get the easy joke out of the way:

    Han Jovi and the Amazing Technicolor Warmaster.
     
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  10. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The Hutts unsuccessfully try to make the Vong an offer they can’t refuse, while Jacen thinks it’s a good idea to let his psycho cousin take control of Centerpoint instead of Anakin.​
     
  11. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    Despite the cover, this book does *not* detail the Han Solo/Tsavong Lah buddy-cop comedy of the year.
     
  12. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    COPL and YJK join the list of references as Jacen screws up the New Republic's fiendish superweapon trap, Leia finagles a fleet out of an old flame, and Han tries to do the right . . . my god, is that Bollux -- wait, no, really, is it Bollux or not?
     
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  13. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Part two of James Luceno's plan to single-handedly reference every character from the Bantam Days while overzealously making sure that that one droid can't possibly in any way whatsoever be Bollux, but it night be, but possibly no, but you never know
     
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  14. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Democracy gets desperate and confers with a former terrorist, which starts a trend which will end well.
     
  15. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    Luke sits on his backside for months and sends his teenage nephews to fire a supergun!
     
  16. Loopy777

    Loopy777 Jedi Knight star 1

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    I hope you remember that weird Amazon Fantasy land from that silly book about Han and Leia, because it's just decided that it's not going anywhere after all.
     
  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Despite not actually mentioning the plot, RC 's running away with it, so I'm gonna call this one early in order to do a SPECIAL ONE DAY ONLY BONUS ROUND!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    Carrie Fisher reprises her role from The Blues Brothers.
     
  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Caught between two men, Leia decides to solve her relationship problems the only way a woman can... WITH A GUN?!
     
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  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Leia Organa and the Floating Rebel Heads of DOOM
     
  21. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't let the title fool you, this is actually the cover of Coruscant Vogue, subtitled "how to fight a revolution with style."
     
  22. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    I don't care what it's about - badass Leia gives me a lady boner.

    too much?
     
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  23. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Leia is perched on a RAZOR'S EDGE . . . between bad photoshop and lazy design!
     
  24. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Not when it's true.
     
  25. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Leia steals Maras wardrobe