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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. imiller

    imiller Jedi Master star 3

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    So...can we just flood the thread with all our thoughts? ;)
     
  2. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I hope we do Sword of the Jedi* next, just to really throw everyone off.





    *A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milagro to Mrisst.
     
  3. imiller

    imiller Jedi Master star 3

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    Or Crucible:

    Luke, Han, and Leia learn smelting!

    Though I'm curious: do you mean Mrlsst?
     
  4. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    I do hope that isn't describing Allana. :p
     
  5. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Corran Horn's friends help Corran Horn save Thyferra from Corran Horn's archenemy of the day (because together, at least with Corran Horn alongside them, they are more awesome than the entire Republic), then Corran Horn celebrates by getting married, inheriting a father-in-law with a Star Destroyer, and denying Luke Skywalker the honor of teaching Corran Horn.

    (Yes, I know, still needs more Corran Horn. I just can't torture the English language enough to squeeze it into one "sentence.")
     
  6. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, I'm sticking with the underappreciated original recipe.
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    No reason to bother now, because that just won.
     
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  8. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Semi-colons are your friend; if Virginia Woolf could make a sentence last three pages, they can make Corran Horn references fill a novel. :cool:
    [face_laugh]
     
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  9. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    But seriously, Hav - how long did you spend looking for just the right GFFA analogues of "Milan" and "Minsk"?
     
  10. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    About a minute. It just so happened that there were two planets I knew that sounded right.
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Sure you can. Take a page from Cicero and try some periodic structure. Semicolons are for amateurs.
     
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  12. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Anyway, we should probably stop cheating with all these advance entries or we'll just kill the thread. And that wouldn't be cool :p
     
  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    To shake things up comics and short stories can be included (though who the hell besides the hardcore WEG crowd will remember the events of some of the more obscure Adventure Journal stories? ;))
     
  14. CaptainPeabody

    CaptainPeabody Jedi Master star 3

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    Pilots become pirates, giant bugs kill people, and there are many, many proton torpedoes.
     
  15. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I want to work through a lot of the big stories for starters, but I'll start peppering other stuff in eventually.
     
  16. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Imperial fetish for germ warfare forces a showdown for control of magical bug juice.
     
  17. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Bump - c'mon people, not much time left on this one.
     
  18. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I somehow am not getting notifications on this thread anymore. Huh.

    Submission:
    Booster's and my worst nightmare comes true.
     
  19. AusStig

    AusStig Jedi Master star 4

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    The Empire uses a raciest plague in order to "DESTROY THE ALLIANCE",(of course) and our heros go Rogue (see what they did there) and over through a planet government, cure the plague and create the galaxies best space casino.
     
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  20. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Good news: it's time for another lightning round, this time it's Hav and Cav tied for the lead.

    Bad news: they're tied at a paltry four votes. Step it up, people! Nick and Peabody are at three, so really, it's anybody's race.
     
  21. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I hope you just get yourself into a four-way tie now.
     
  22. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    I decided to contribute my vote where it would cause Coop the most aggravation satisfaction because now the competition will last longer!
     
  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Hey, I'm rooting for Peabody. [face_not_talking]

    Oh, and just for the record: people can vote for more than one entry. That may not have been clear.
     
  24. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    You just made me want to write fan fiction.
     
  25. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You wound me... :_|

    --Adm. Nick