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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    That's a good point, I should have made it:

    Siss sissi siss, there'sss thisss one'sss three wordsss. :p
     
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  2. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

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    It's about Leia's recovery, stupid!
     
  3. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apparently we're supposed to believe Leia's life is in danger, even though we all know there's no way in hell she'll be killed off in an e-book short story.
     
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  4. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Havac wins--did I mention this was another one-day round? This was another one-day round.

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  5. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Anakin rides the riverboat Red Herring Hero to rescue his girlfriend after the Vong break Tarkin's and Daala's record score attacking Yavin IV, and Booster shows off his shiny new superlaser.
     
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  6. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Everyone thought that Anakin Solo was going to be a big hero, but he's just a teen pervert flirting with his aunt.
     
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  7. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Greg Keyes initiates the Great NJO Purge of all things KJA by killing Dorsk 82 and, more importantly, making it so that there can never any stories set in the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV ever again.​
     
  8. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The death of almost every KJA thing created and the death of the bunny Jedi, oh, and something to do with Anakin Solo
     
  9. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Conquest may be the destiny of the Sith according to Naga Sadow, but you'll find no Sith chickens in this book.
     
  10. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Anakin Solo charms and asskicks his way into the hearts of readers everywhere just in time for Star by Star.
     
  11. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Force Ghost star 6

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    The book where the vong learn not to mess with the Horn family unless they want to be blown up by Booster Terrik's big red Star Destroyer.
     
  12. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    A book cataloging the consummation of the epic romance between two fan-favorite characters..... and I am referring to Vua Rapuung and Mezhan Kwaad, obviously.
     
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  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  14. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Anakin Solo is destined to be a hero, yes ANAKIN SOLO IS A FUTURE HERO, also another Skywalker is born.
     
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  15. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Han goes awesome pirate and Jacen is actually useful for once, also other stuff happens… :p
     
  16. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Kyp tricks Jaina, Wedge, and Rogue Squadron into attacking an incomplete worldship while Jacen plays philosophical pirate with Han and Leia and some other relatively unimportant things happen as well
     
  17. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Jaina slaps Kyp, Tahiri and Anakin finally kiss, and Luke's and Mara's son is born... if it were not for Onimi and Nen Yim quarreling on a dying worldship, this could so be a romantic comedy.
     
  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Wow, this book has really developed Anakin Solo as a great heroic character, and I can’t wait for all the cool adventures he’ll have in the future!​
     
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  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    The galaxy is threatened by a giant intergalactic X-wing-eating octopus.

    I'm just going by the cover art.
     
  20. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    WEDGE FLIES AGAIN.
     
  21. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Corran discovers Anakin and Tahiri making out in a locker, Jaina somehow launches a ship with a slap, and other things happen.
     
  22. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    ...also, Luke crashes on Arrakis and gets addicted to Melange. (Now there's a crossover I wouldn't mind...)
     
  23. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

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    Next on the Real Jedi of Coruscant, Jaina slaps Kyp, Anakin and Tahiri kiss, and Luke and Mara have their baby... oh, and some stuff with a war happens too.
     
  24. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    Edge of Victory II: Some Other Stuff Happens
     
  25. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    While Parnesius is the winner in my heart, his entry doesn't really work without that entire post, so this round goes to cthugha.

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    *backs away slowly*
     
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