Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.
That's a good point, I should have made it:
Siss sissi siss, there'sss thisss one'sss three wordsss.
It's about Leia's recovery, stupid!
Apparently we're supposed to believe Leia's life is in danger, even though we all know there's no way in hell she'll be killed off in an e-book short story.
Havac wins--did I mention this was another one-day round? This was another one-day round.
Anakin rides the riverboat Red Herring Hero to rescue his girlfriend after the Vong break Tarkin's and Daala's record score attacking Yavin IV, and Booster shows off his shiny new superlaser.
Everyone thought that Anakin Solo was going to be a big hero, but he's just a teen pervert flirting with his aunt.
Greg Keyes initiates the Great NJO Purge of all things KJA by killing Dorsk 82 and, more importantly, making it so that there can never any stories set in the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV ever again.
The death of almost every KJA thing created and the death of the bunny Jedi, oh, and something to do with Anakin Solo
Conquest may be the destiny of the Sith according to Naga Sadow, but you'll find no Sith chickens in this book.
Anakin Solo charms and asskicks his way into the hearts of readers everywhere just in time for Star by Star.
The book where the vong learn not to mess with the Horn family unless they want to be blown up by Booster Terrik's big red Star Destroyer.
A book cataloging the consummation of the epic romance between two fan-favorite characters..... and I am referring to Vua Rapuung and Mezhan Kwaad, obviously.
Anakin Solo is destined to be a hero, yes ANAKIN SOLO IS A FUTURE HERO, also another Skywalker is born.
Han goes awesome pirate and Jacen is actually useful for once, also other stuff happens…
Kyp tricks Jaina, Wedge, and Rogue Squadron into attacking an incomplete worldship while Jacen plays philosophical pirate with Han and Leia and some other relatively unimportant things happen as well
Jaina slaps Kyp, Tahiri and Anakin finally kiss, and Luke's and Mara's son is born... if it were not for Onimi and Nen Yim quarreling on a dying worldship, this could so be a romantic comedy.
Wow, this book has really developed Anakin Solo as a great heroic character, and I can’t wait for all the cool adventures he’ll have in the future!
The galaxy is threatened by a giant intergalactic X-wing-eating octopus.
I'm just going by the cover art.
WEDGE FLIES AGAIN.
Corran discovers Anakin and Tahiri making out in a locker, Jaina somehow launches a ship with a slap, and other things happen.
...also, Luke crashes on Arrakis and gets addicted to Melange. (Now there's a crossover I wouldn't mind...)
Next on the Real Jedi of Coruscant, Jaina slaps Kyp, Anakin and Tahiri kiss, and Luke and Mara have their baby... oh, and some stuff with a war happens too.
Edge of Victory II: Some Other Stuff Happens
While Parnesius is the winner in my heart, his entry doesn't really work without that entire post, so this round goes to cthugha.
*backs away slowly*