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Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Yours has two sentences. [face_waiting]
     
  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    We can take pity on my single like and vote for me.


    Misa ab iPhono meo.
     
  3. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Nah. :p

    Edit: you know, I never thought I'd see the day where the words "vote for me" came from Jello.
     
  4. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Bah, minor grammatical technicality. Don't hate on the colon. :p

    --Adm. Nick
     
  5. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I love democracy. I love the Republic.
     
  6. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Pics of your hideously scarred face or you do not have my sympathy.

    Hmm, on that thought, I wonder what the citizens of the Republic thought the Jedi did to Palpatine... from their point of view, might have looked like some excruciatingly painful method of torture... no wonder they were anxious to kill the Jedi.
     
  7. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Stupid forum double posted for me, I swear! Deletion pl0x.
     
  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Force Ghost star 9

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    I think in Dark Lord the claim made by Palpatine that the Jedi were the ones orchestrating the war, through their "supposedly fallen" agent Dooku, may have played a part in getting the galactic population angry at them.
     
  9. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Obviously I can't really talk, since I don't live in the SW universe and really don't know how many of the facts I would have access to, but I feel like I might be somewhat suspicious in how exactly Palpatine survived an encounter with Jedi and got a hideously burned face in the process... maybe his senate guards or clone troopers rescued him, I guess.

    Anyway, I have a habit of derailing threads.
     
  10. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Clones rescued him would be my guess... after all, they subsequently killed Jedi all across the galaxy for Order 66...

    Having said that, it could be kind of neat if he'd said Lord Vader had saved him, with that the official story of where this previously unheard of figure had come from, thus making him a Jedi slaying hero overnight.
     
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  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    well, Vader was always known as some sort of ex-Jedi, so perhaps he was the only one who wouldn't go along with the Jedi's assassination attempt.


    The best part about that story is that it's completely true.
     
  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Oh, that is a colon, isn't it. Well, then I just don't care for yours. :p
     
  13. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I can respect that! :p[face_peace]

    --Adm. Nick
     
  14. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Okay, Nick wins. Everybody blame Coffee.

    Mindor. Let 'er rip.
     
  15. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The novel that made the Big Three and Mandalorians awesome again and costars Rogue Squadron and Cronal/Blackhole/Shadowspawn with two or three old guys from the Clone Wars
     
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  16. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Master star 5

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    Luke's got survivor's guilt, wants an exposé, gets a holodrama with flamboyantly-named Sith Lord.
     
  17. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Kyle's commentary "Not MORE Black Armour again!"
     
  18. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If it's not too much of a cliche, Matthew Stover delivers a Star Wars novel that's actually fun without compromising depth; if it is too much of a cliche, deal with it.
     
  19. Jeff_Ferguson

    Jeff_Ferguson Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Now, look, in the story --- some of these similies you use are... well, I'm not exactly a literary critic, but...
     
  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV - vacation mode star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Cronal has fun with puns and tries to be Leia.
     
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  21. RebelJoseWales

    RebelJoseWales Jedi Knight star 3

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    An inventive and interesting story with the classic feel that overuses similes like Raymond Chandler on speed.
     
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  22. RebelJoseWales

    RebelJoseWales Jedi Knight star 3

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    Also, not enough Mandalorians, but that goes for every work of the EU ever (yes, including the Republic Commando series).
     
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  23. Darth_Culator

    Darth_Culator Jedi Master star 2

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    Dang, that's a lot of Dark.
     
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  24. The_Forgotten_Jedi

    The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Master star 4

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    In the third book in the thrilling saga of Nick Rostu, our snarky Force-sensitive butt monkey extraordinaire hero teams up with some Rebels (and a hot redhead!) to defeat Lord Shadowspawn!
     
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  25. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    You had me until "butt monkey". o_O