Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

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  1. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Now with 100% more crimson, and no, that's not Mara Jade on the cover.
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  2. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Not a lot of competition for this one, but @Jello takes it home.

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  3. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Not a real entry:

    The sequel to the sequel to the story that didn't need to be told in the first place!
  4. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Empire Lost...and Found, including a ton of old Republic era ships in perfect condition, a bunch of conspirators who miraculusly weren't killed in the thousands of prior conspiracies, and even an entire plot in which Pellaeon tries to make peace with the NR against internal opposition.
  5. Havac Former Moderator

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    Even Kir Kanos is sick of fighting the Empire in the name of the Empire by now.
  6. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Let's party like its still the 90s, when Chewie was still Han's sidekick, more Solo children were alive rather then dead (despite how the artwork made them look), we had something called the New Republic and Kir Kanos was still killing Imperials.
  7. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Let's tease a really big Imperial fleet battle with Pellaeon in charge - AND then have it ALL happen off-page because we ran out of space!
  8. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Not many entries this time, but a lot of votes--and @Havac takes it.

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  9. Havac Former Moderator

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    There is a monster, and KJA's Jedi fight it, and that's pretty much the entire comic.
  10. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    There is a Sith Monster ;) as well as a Leviathan.
  11. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    I have no idea if I ever actually read this one and then forgot about it or not. For some reason I always get it mixed up with that Yavin Vassilika or whatever that other one was called. Now for my actual entry-

    The first annual "Adopt a Pet Day" at the Yavin Praxeum didn't go over so well considering most of the pets were old Sith experiments.
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  12. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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  13. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Luke wears a weird Xizor-like white and red robe, and sends out his apprentices to do his dirty work while he stays home and house-sits.
  14. darklordoftech Chosen One

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  15. Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus

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  16. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Boring side story about Luke's Jedi order, memorable only due to the fact that Ackbar has an awesome new uniform.

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  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  18. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    The best EU story in the history of ever is made even better by the fact that it has an awesome cover; also, The Book We Never Thought We'd Get.
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  19. LivingJediDream Jedi Grand Master

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  20. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Darth Plaguis, the book all about Darth...Sidious, who adopted the name Palpatine after giving up his true monkier, Jon Stewart.
  21. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Darth Sidious schemes himself as the book's main character over the guy in the title, while every single character and their pet bird is tied into the Grand Plan.
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  22. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    James Luceno robs Palpatine of some badassery when he answers the age-old question- Palpatine wasn't sleeping when he killed Plagueis, Plagueis was sleeping when an awake Palpatine killed him.
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  23. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    The Half-Life 3 of the Star Wars EU.
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  24. Big Fat'Lya Jedi Master

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    A Muun looks everywhere for the secret of life and death, and eventually discovers that the secret to life is "stay far away from Palpatine"; by this time, of course, it's far too late.
  25. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    A Star Wars book that isn't afraid to let the story climax not in an explosive action sequence, but in an exceedingly awesome verbal smackdown: "You've been nothing more than a pawn in a game played by a genuine master."
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