Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Is Stark alive or dead
    Did he have thoughts before he lost his head
    The Imps will just Cross him there
    Although Isard himself really doesn't care
    Stark was turned to iron
    In the great Eclipse Station
    Showdown on Reltooine
    For the future of droidkind
    Nobody wants Han
    He shouldn't be in Jahan's world
    And Jahan's planning his vengeance
    While stealing Stark's wife and daughter twofold
    Now the time is here
    For Iron Eclipse to spread fear
    Vengeance from a Republic Comic grave
    Only the Imperial Agent can take down this knave



    ....yeah I know that doesn't count. But every time I see that cover I get that damn song stuck in my head.
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  2. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    It doesn't count? I don't see a period :p
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  3. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Though in other universes Starks lose their heads, in here a Stark loses everything but his head.
    Last edited by Point Given, Oct 4, 2013
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  4. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    You mean Boba Fett getting punched!
  5. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Sadly, I don't get what tune it should be too.
  6. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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  7. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Genuine Ozzy of 1970 baby.

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  8. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    And Iron Man, Tony Stark, etc etc, I get it.
  9. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    ...do you have Charles on ignore?

    Goddamn ignore function.
  10. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    No, I'm just too lazy to read the last few posts. :p
  11. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    BRING BACK AGENT OF THE EMPIRE.

    Yeah, I don't care if that's not a summary. I stand by my statement. :p
  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    This round was surprisingly tame: clearly Ulicus's fault. While it bent the rules in painful directions that they weren't simply meant to go, I can't not give it to @Barriss_Coffee.

    I think I'll be safe and predictable by choosing the next installment of a series that was anything but (and, I must say, was not even close to properly awarded for it :mad:)

    [IMG]

    Look upon my works ye mighty and despair, for this is the last volume of Agents of the Empire that I'll be able to do. So make them good.
  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Jahan Cross' second adventure is so exhausting that he immediately retires to character limbo to hang out with Reti and Starkiller.
  14. Lugija Force Ghost

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    The last comic where Jahan Cross was played by the original actor.
  15. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Not the end, not the end, oh bugger, it is the end!
  16. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    How can you not love a protagonist that punches Boba Fett through his helmet?
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  17. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Rebels and bounty hunters all hunt him
    from Coruscant to Bilbringi
    wherever he go they aim for him
    but they aim in vain

    because he is a Hard Target
    [jizz solo]

    Allways on run
    with a mission to complete
    men and women they all try to catch him
    laying traps and offers
    to tie him down

    They can not grasp him
    he will be somewhere else tomorrow
    in Nal Hutta or on Hapes
    he is always on the move

    because he is a Hard Target
    [jizz solo]
    a Hard Target! A Ha-ard Ta-ar-rget!
  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Because Count Dooku was the leader of the separatists, Darth Vader seeks retribution by ordering the younger Dookus to kill the older Dookus, until years later Count Dooku is killed and his son becomes Count Dooku, until he moves to Alderaan and some other guy becomes Count Dooku.
  19. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Star Wars continues its bold handling of female characters with Jahan Cross seducing the loyal bodyguard of a man he murdered, breaking into a massive prison solely to get a girl he wants, the implications he may be sleeping with Ysanne Isard, and attempting to put the moves on both teenage Leia as well as her trusted handmaiden.
  20. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Despite no indication in any other illustration that Boba Fett has a jagged scar on his face (see TFU2, which actually takes place after this, and Boba is relatively unscarred), the artist continues to use this depiction which he started in Infinities ESB–apparently he forgot that tale was non-canon. :p
  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Though as far as I'm concerned we already have a winner, I'd still like to give this one another day at least.
  22. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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  23. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Oh, BF just gave me an idea for a better one-liner:

    Agent Cross, your licence to kill is revoked permanently.
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  24. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Lugija wins this one, which incidentally has made me fantasize about a relaunch of Agent of the Empire, featuring a redesign of Jahan Cross, an increase in comedy and bad puns, and blaxploitation.

    And now, to continue my quest to wrap up the Old Republic era...

    [IMG]

    Bonus points for people who can actually remember what happened, because I'm drawing a blank.
    Last edited by instantdeath, Oct 8, 2013
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  25. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    All its players entered into an alliance that require they play a game of Fatal Death, they all died thus the alliance was fatal?