Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The introduction of the Sith Lord Darth Bane… that focuses on a bunch of random kids who get caught up in a brutal war between pan-like Jedi in pirate ships and pansy Sith who work together and don’t backstab each other and stuff.
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  2. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Not enough goat references.
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  3. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    As good as this comic is, the writer kind of missed the point of the Rule of Two, as did the rest of the EU.
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  4. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Amazingly, no-one ever once drops to their knees to scream "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
  5. Shadow_imperium Force Ghost

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    A whiny kid joins the Jedi, betrays them, joins the Sith, looses a hand and yet somehow isn't a Skywalker.
  6. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The Sith learns that it is not a good idea to experiment on sentient beings when one of their old creations come back, on the most wizard spaceship ever
  7. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    Lord of the rings with lightsabers.
  8. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Force Ghost

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    One of the greatest cataclysms in galactic history relies on Katarn's involvement for a true resolution.
  9. Sable_Hart Force Ghost

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    Still has to be better than what Karpyshyn wrote.
  10. Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus

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    A story for adults, like me.
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  11. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    Wrong version of the story :p
  12. Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus

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  13. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Why do the Sith always suffer from hairloss :confused:
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  14. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Force Ghost

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    Skere (I'm still loling) Kaan has a lovely flowing mane of hair.
  15. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    In the Disney movie adaptation they most have Kaan sing a rKhan's lost song the Mighty Hunter'
  16. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Force Ghost

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    Yeah, well, George Sanders singing was something no one wanted I assume.
  17. Big Fat'Lya Jedi Master

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    There's a lot of talk these days about "too many Sith in the Star Wars EU", yet no-one ever seems to want to do something about it; Darth Bane agrees with you, and shows you how it's done.
  18. The Kulvax Sisters Jedi Master

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    On the point of Drew Karphshyn, how did he **** up so royally the KotOR franchise? like how the hell do you go wrong the KotOR?
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  19. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    In which the fate of the galaxy is decided by slings and clubs.
  20. Havac Former Moderator

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    The best Star Wars comic you will ever look down on because it has kids and oh no a funny-looking ship I'm an adult waaah waaah waaah.
  21. Quinnocent-Till-Sith Force Ghost

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    Just follow the Bouncer ball.
  22. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And, aside from a few lingering comics that I'll get to when I'm really out of ideas, @Shadow_imperium brings the Old Republic era to a close.

    Now, some truly inspiring artwork to spark the fire of creativity in your hearts.

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    It's like he's staring into your soul.
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  23. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    The Jedi display their moral virtue by apprenticing a child soldier to an occasional psychopath in the service of finding a gangster's child to win his support against independence-seekers.
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  24. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Rebooted, the Clone War has.
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  25. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    The novelization of the animated movie from the animated TV series based upon the live-action movies that were prequels to older live-action movies that were really just framing a TV holiday special.