Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    My rationale was I'd give it a day or two after the title changed, see if that overtly effects anything. Turns out it doesn't. Further rounds will be shorter. Also, I can't be bothered to come up with a better excuse. Leave me alone [face_not_talking]
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  2. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  3. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Bail Organa share a harrowing experience to destroy a Sith artifact conspicuously similar to Samwise and Frodo only with even more romantic tension.
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  4. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Y'know, now that you mention it...

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  5. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Blast it all, you stole my joke.
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  6. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    What is it with all those boring covers?
  7. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    See, I look at that picture of Bail and Obi-wan, and Jimmy Smits just comes off more as his character from Dexter, which completely changes the context.
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  8. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Anakin and Padme got naughty with chi-chi berries.

    ...oh, wait, you mean something else happened in that book?
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  9. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    A Tale of Two Karens Chapter 2: Obi-Wan Goes Nanners and Bail carries out an A New Hope reference.
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  10. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    Palpatine looks at Bail and Padme with his shipping goggles on, and immediately starts writing Bail/Obi-Wan slash-fic in an attempt to set the universe right.
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    ...

    [the above being my entry on Wild Space]
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  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And the winner of this round of One Sentence or Less is...

    Me. I'm happy to accept this award on behalf of myself, and...

    Oh, fine. @Barriss_Coffee wins. [IMG]

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    I'm expecting good things, Havac (well, I can't actually remember which of the TCW books you're so fond of).
  13. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    With the introduction of the turquoise-haired, golden-eyed Taria Damsin, Obi-Wan Kenobi now has at least three love interests in his life–stars, he's worse than Anakin!
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  14. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    For that matter that is more then Cade Skywalker and he is something of a womanizer.
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  15. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Ummm, did Barriss win?
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  16. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    I'd vote for this if it were Luke. Anakin, who everyone assumed would be a womanizer, has loved a single woman his entire life.
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  17. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    With the introduction of the turquoise-haired, golden-eyed Taria Damsin, Obi-Wan Kenobi now has at least three love interests in his life–stars, he's worse than Luke!


    There. :p
  18. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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  19. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    You actually had me checking my post to make sure I didn't forget to post the winner again. Instead I just forgot to cast my tie-breaker. It was a close one, but ultimately I decided to break the winning streak because I look for random acts of cruelty wherever I can get them :p

    And is Luke worse than Han when it comes to one-off girlfriends? Don't have time to count them at the moment.
  20. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    The first of two books that reminds the fans that Obi-Wan's love life now has another member, therefore the new list goes: Siri Tachi, Cerasi, Asajj Ventress, and now Taria Damsin
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  21. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Now your training is complete.
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  22. Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group

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    Gambit - Stealth: Half a story that has so little going for it that everyone just remembers that Obi-Wan's got his least important love interest in it.
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  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Anakin seduces Padme on Bail Organa's dining room table, Ahsoka worships Anakin from afar and ends up with broken ribs, Lok Durd makes the ebola virus using an ingredient from a planet that only Padme knows about, and oh yeah...Obi-Wan and his friend with benefits, the blue-haired chick with cancer.
  24. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Tiebreaker? They're still tied...
  25. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Not at the time the winner was selected.

    I'm somewhat confused why you're confused about this, since you were the one who tied them back up after it had already been decided. Just trying to make my life difficult aren't you? :p
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