Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

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  1. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    Begun, the complete and utter lack of any common sense and internal direction and characterization and plot has
  2. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    If they wanted to be in the story, they should have tried changing their last names or gluing scales to their skin and pretended to be Barabels, either of those would have been much more effective.
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  3. Hoss Delgado Jedi Knight

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    The story, pacing, characters....
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  4. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    Is this the one where they go to Dathomir? In which case:
    There is a guy who wears some armor and gets attacked by bees.
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  5. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    This one should win for the unintentional point that it makes. Or rather,

    "Is this the one where they go to Dathomir?" should be the one sentence that wins.
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  6. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    Wait, no... I meant to do that... :p


    just kidding Yay I won
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  7. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Oh don't worry it reflects more on Fate of the Jedi than it does you. The events in these books would completely blend together for me if each novel wasn't notable for visiting a certain planet in the Luke subplot.
  8. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, in my opinion, Legacy of the Force is better, but that's a different discussion.
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  9. DarthSanctimonious Force Ghost

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    "Begun?" We're on Allies, not The Joiner King.
  10. dokratr0 Jedi Master

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    In which a bit-part failed Jedi hopeful has a nice, positive character arc, culminating in him helping Luke Skywalker to- oh wait, Abeloth's eaten him.
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  11. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    LOTF is better than FOTJ in the same way that twelve pieces of dog crap are nicer to clean up than thirteen pieces of dog crap.
  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    This one kind of slipped off in the end. @Parnesius breaks up the Havac and Todd slap fight.

    [IMG]

    The one that I, at least, have been waiting for.
  13. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    In which Lizard Lady slaughters Tommy Lee Jones.
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  14. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    In this one, we realize that Luke made a good decision for who would lead the Order in his absence; after all, Kenth seems to be the only Jedi who isn't a Leeroy Jenkins anarchist, and oftentimes is the only thing keeping the Jedi from going to war with Daala over nothing in particular - I sure hope some uppity lizard doesn't come along and ruin everything.
  15. The_Forgotten_Jedi Force Ghost

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    Like most of the plot, Kenth drops like a sack of hamners.
  16. DarthSanctimonious Force Ghost

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    That which goes swirling down the toilet, carrying various unsavory things with it.
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  17. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    The only good thing about this book is Booster Terrik and the Errant Venture.
  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV - Vacationing and stuff

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    Booster randomly holds Coruscant hostage while Kenth decides that he's had enough of these motherkriffing lizards in his motherkriffing Temple.
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  19. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    I would have liked that if Kenth had been more effectual with his pest control.
  20. DarthSanctimonious Force Ghost

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    THE JEDI ORDER IS RUN BY LIZARD PEOPLE
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  21. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe the Barabels are Ssi-ruuvi in disguise...[IMG]
  22. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Akanah thought she could escape the curse of being Luke's girlfriend, but she was wrong as the slaughter of characters continues.
  23. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    o_O
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  24. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    The 'Jedi' prove they are peace and respect the government, by kidnapping people and killing their leader when he objects to their dumb@$$ery, are you it wasn't ment to say 'Sith'? Also another of Luke old gfs is dead and Ves kills her dad, surely cementing her allegiance to Luke and Ben.
  25. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    A while ago the rules got changed.

    In fact didn't you do that :confused: