Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    Luke and Mara struggle against a droideka because they forget that they can push things with their minds.
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  2. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    The book that made me give up on Zahn.
  3. Iron_lord Chosen One

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    Possibly for the same reason that Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan run away from droidekas in TPM instead of shoving them over?
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  4. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Does Zahn pay you to defend every single thing he does ?

    For SQ: a great first scene followed by an unexciting mystery then some very unexciting action.
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  5. Iron_lord Chosen One

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    "In which we see just how effective a Jedi married couple can be when working together".
  6. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    After a fun, swashbuckling adventure, Mara and Luke finally have time to snuggle up in bed on the Jade Sabre for some intimate alone time talking about how awesome and terrifying Thrawn is.
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  7. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    The adventures of Totally-Not-A-Clone-Of-Thrawn, guest-starring Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade Skywalker!
  8. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER AARRRRRGH LOOK AT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.
  9. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @CT-867-5309 wins with an entry that actually made me laugh out loud. Well done.

    And now, for something completely different.

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    As a warning, I will hear no ill word against Jedi Academy [face_shame_on_you]
  10. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Unfortunately the DeLorean doesn't get them back home this time.
  11. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Hello, this is how you use continuity to tell a story!
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  12. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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  13. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    You've got to be kidding me :mad:

    Coop, you failed me. The PM you sent me of winners includes Crosscurrent on the list of books you haven't done yet. I should have checked the list itself I suppose.

    *grumbles*. It was only a matter of time until this happened.

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    My little birds tell me we have not done this one. And yes, I'm using the better cover.

    @DarthRelaxus and @Jedi Ben, heads up in case you'd like to resubmit, though both of your entries sound like they could work just as well for this one.
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  14. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    If that is the better cover, I don't want to see the other one
  15. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    As you can see, the competition was especially fierce.
  16. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    [IMG]
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  17. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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  18. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    After Coop mistakenly identified Biggs and Gavin Darklighter as being brothers instead of being cousins in the Bothan article from a few months ago, this isn't really that surprising, though I don't blame him too badly for that one, since even official work has made that mistake before.
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  19. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  20. Jeff_Ferguson Force Ghost

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    The sequel that you hope will answer all of the lingering questions from Crosscurrent but instead ends up leaving you more frustrated than you were when you began (but hey, Rakata stuff, that's cool I guess).
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  21. Havac Former Moderator

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    The exact same thing as Crosscurrent all over again, except without the pointless time-travel B-plot and with a weird clone B-plot instead.
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  22. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    A slightly revised entry:

    How to use continuity well but with added Darth Wyrrlokk!
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  23. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Two guys in a big ugly pink helicopter solve crimes while their nerd friend builds a robot.
  24. Darth_Henning Force Ghost

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    One Sith and Rakata and Clones...Oh MY!
  25. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    When I realized I'd given up on the Legacy Era.