Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Of course, we should keep in mind that hyperspace is technically another dimension, and that's as Star Wars as it gets.
  2. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    So Waru lives in hyperspace? ;)
  3. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    I think there's a difference from, for lack of a better term, a Lovecraftian dimension vis-à-vis another spatial dimension that permits FTL travel. Granted WEG sorta made it both, but the Charon are a marooned conventional species or something.

    I think Mortis is in the source material sufficiently ambiguous to even allow it to be a Jungian inner space allegory if one chooses. But Denning don't like Jung so we cannot have nice things like ambiguity.

    Waru is "anti-Force" though.
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  4. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Star Wars Deathmatch - Cthulhu special: Waru versus Abeloth!
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  5. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Exactly[face_devil]
    Ia, ia Waru!
  6. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Apologies for the absence, I wasn't expecting to be away from a computer for most of this week. Plus finals etc etc.

    @CooperTFN brings home his first win. Knew making this thread would pay off one day.

    You know, I'm feeling adventurous.

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    For those that don't recognize it, that would be the Lost Tribe of the Sith: Spirals comic.
  7. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Lost Tribe of the Sith meets Real Sith!
  8. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Kesh turns out to be the Gilligan's Island of planets.
  9. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The slice of life story of a group of myke wannabes
  10. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    The one I've never read so I can't properly compress it into one sentence.
  11. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    The Lost Tribe of the Sith is attacked by a Bela Lugosi Dracula cosplayer.
  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    This one was so unpopular that I forgot it existed for awhile. I'm tempted to just bump it, but I don't think that will do any good. @MistrX wins.

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    Now this is something I hadn't forgotten.
  13. Lugija Force Ghost

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    SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE SKY HOUSE
    SKY HOUSE.
  14. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    The Jedi Prince series at least knew what appealed to their target audience, and that is really slick cover art.
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  15. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    A Hutt with a beard does his best to antagonize the villain of the story, as well as Trioculus.
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  16. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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  17. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    FTFY.
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  18. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH ABOUT FIVE COURSES AND A BUNCH OF TWI'LEK DANCING GIRLS
  19. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    All I have to say is:
    Hutts can grow beards?
  20. MistrX Force Ghost

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    A Hutt with a beard and apparently pigtails is really all you need in life.
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  22. windu4 Force Ghost

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    The most repulsive story about Hutts until Karen Traviss' Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
  23. Parnesius Jedi Grand Master

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    Dashing through deep space,
    in a one-Hutt mosque-shaped ship,
    to Tatooine apace
    laughing like a drip
    (a-haw-haw);
    Jabba's doors are closed,
    at the news Zorba gapes:
    by Leia's hand his kid got hosed;
    now vermin eat the drapes,
    O!
    jingle bells, Zorba yells:
    "I'll avenge my son;
    there'll be no more Pirate Boogie
    in the SKY HOUSE when I'm done";
    O!
    jingle bells, Zorba quells
    Lando at Sabacc,
    carbon-freezes Trioculus
    then survives the Sarlacc!
  24. Havac Former Moderator

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    Han Solo throws a housewarming party for his SKY HOUSE that features zoochberry juice, the Space Pirate Boogie, and the most comfortable chair ever designed, and receives from Luke the gift of a housekeeping droid he doesn't want, but this is all screwed up when the Jedi Prince Ken goes for a joyride and everyone happens to end up on Trioculus's extraordinarily coincidentally-located braze-producing factory that Han knew about but still located his SKY HOUSE next to, and a lot of crap happens but the main thing is that Zorba the Hutt shows up and cons Lando out of Cloud City with a transparently stupid rigged card game and File JTHW -- Jabba the Hutt's Will!, thus allowing him to capture Trioculus and freeze him in carbonite, saving Leia from Trioculus's attempts at captive romance and making the main villain look like kind of a chump all of a sudden, all tragically leading to Han's abandonment of his SKY HOUSE before he's even had the chance to live his dream -- in short, this is the tragedy of Han Solo's SKY HOUSE.
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  25. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Gah, Christmas is not a good time of year for me. We had a tie, so I was forced to unlike one of the contestants. In the end, I had to go with @Parnesius.

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