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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not to be confused with the popular Clone Wars-era adult holofilm, "Mission to Mount Yoda."
     
  2. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    So I guess SPIN has a secret base on Dagobah, specifically on a mountain named after Yoda, even though Luke never told anyone he was trained by Yoda on Dagobah per HTTE and no one would have any reason to believe that Yoda had any connection to Dagobah -- IT'S FATE.
     
  3. JechtShotMK9

    JechtShotMK9 Jedi Master star 1

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    No Trioculus.
     
  4. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Luke chop-chops some beetles with unpronounceable names.
     
  5. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Havac wins this one.

    Getting away from the Jedi Prince series for a moment...

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  6. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Dash Rendar falls for a singer with silver hair and eyes that changes colors, and we get some bad ESB puns.
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    They cut the "Adam Levine runs down an exploding hallway" scene at the last minute; sadly, the cover was already locked.
     
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  8. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    A Wookiee and an Ewok walk into a cantina, see...
     
  9. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Force Ghost star 5

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    Apparently, if you want to get anything done, program a droid to do it, even if the droid is busy carrying out contradictory directives.
     
  10. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Starring Dash Rendar and LE-BO2D9, though you'd never know it by their characterizations.
     
  11. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    Can we possibly shoe-horn Han Solo into another pre-ANH novel: yes we can.
     
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  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Han Solo and his SOTE knockoff, together at last!
     
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  13. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Han Solo and Dash Rendar execute a daring plan to switch personalities, allowing Dash to play the role of a lovable, befuddled everyman; also, apparently he has a partner now who's like Kit Fisto's nephew or whatever because you can't have a book without the Force anymore.
     
  14. tjace

    tjace Jedi Master star 4

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    Holostar: the novel that should have been about Wynssa Starflare.
     
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  15. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Havac Dashes this one. And I apologize for nothing.

    I don't believe we've done this one before, but if I'm wrong I'm sure someone more studious than I will catch it.

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    Full cover or GTFO.
     
  16. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    Wait, Winter and Kell–and this isn't the X-Wing series?
     
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  17. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 9

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    Star Wars is rounding up the usual suspects
     
  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Zahn does the impossible and writes a book without ever including or even mentioning Thrawn or Mara Jade.
     
  19. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Much like a 2000's M Night Shyamalan film, it was cruising along decently until there was an absolutely unnecessary reveal.
     
  20. fett 4

    fett 4 Chosen One star 5

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    Zahn wants to write Ocean's 11 and decides it will sell more with a starwars label on it
     
  21. SWpants

    SWpants Force Ghost star 5

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    Adventure (heh), excitement (heh), gambling & rewards (well)- a smuggler craves all these things.
     
  22. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    The book that leaves you wondering why Lando didn't murder Han on sight as soon as the Falcon landed on Bespin.
     
  23. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Todd the Jedi makes a comeback.

    I'm feeling bland and boring this fine morning.

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    Take your pick.
     
  24. Darth_Henning

    Darth_Henning Jedi Master star 4

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    The adaptation that proves that not even a good science fiction writer can salvage the mess that is The Phantom Menace.
     
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  25. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The same plot as the movie.