Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    When Nomi decides this party's over, this party's over.
  2. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    In which everything takes place within the space of about a week, because there is no breathing room in the story at all.
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  3. madslaust Jedi Grand Master

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    Exar Kun executes Order 66 on a much smaller scale.
  4. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    A shakespeareian story about pride, betrayer, corruption, fratricide and honour in an legendary age; and the only thing people remember is Kun's double bladed lightsaber
  5. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    And @Zorrixor nabs a much deserved win. While it's impossible to highlight all of TOTJ's flaws in one sentence, he does get one of the bigger ones.

    [IMG]

    It's better.
  6. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Alas, poor Yorick, I've lost your skull.
  7. Lugija Force Ghost

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    A troubled human wants to be alone so he goes to a snowy place, builds a big ice sculpture, is later followed by a girl who teaches how to use love to control the powers, and someone learns to let go.
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  8. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Vima Jeep helps Ulic Qel-Droma find redemption when no one else could, only for Ulic to tragically die at the hands of some random dude with a blaster.
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  9. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    This year's Luke Skywalker's facsimile is a 14-year-old girl who makes Ahsoka look polite.
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  10. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  11. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    impossible
  12. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    If Vader had survived RotJ (and hadn't been locked up for life for his crimes), I imagine him trying to live with himself would have been something like this story.
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  13. Havac Former Moderator

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    Ulic gets redeemed, but Nomi's still stuck being awful.
  14. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @Ulicus Wins this round.

    Looking over The List, it occurs to me that we're missing a Traviss book.

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    This should be fun
  15. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    I was so close! 162 pages, and I still haven't succeeded. [face_sigh]

    The origin of Cad Bane (He's Duros) contradicts Karen Traviss, who contradicts the existence of a final volume, because of being contradicted, leaving contradictory accounts of the Mando'a.
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  16. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    I don't like the cover on this one, outside of the armour - and you need to have played the RC game to recognise it as SW since it is rather generic - there is really noting that says Star Wars beside the STAR WARS title: the building, the action, the equipment, the ship, the armour; everything is just so generic.
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  17. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Last edited by Todd the Jedi, Mar 12, 2014
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  18. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I legit feel bad. The Yorick comment was gold.

    Though, I admit, I didn't even see it, until now.
  19. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    I thought we'd done this one already.
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  20. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Despite the title, this book contains about two pages of commandoing, a couple chapters of Imperials, and an awful lot of women, some literally kidnapped, swooning over hunky armored Mandalorians in the kitchens of their farmhouses.


    These are easy when you know the right answer.
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  21. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    It's fine. I'll get you next time! ...maybe. :p
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  22. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    You forget the mandatory accompanying picture!

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  23. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    WHY IS MY LIST INCOMPLETE

    Ugh. I guess I'm going to have to actually do my job and pore over this thread, cataloging what's already been done.

    Until then, here's something I know hasn't been done.

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  24. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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  25. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Stole my joke. In that case:

    That insane Michael Jackson Jedi from Invasion finally has a backstory–clearly, he was insane even then.
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