Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    An old blind lady and a prototype Flynn Rider must team up with a Jedi Exile whose "real" name I refuse to use to escape a Sith Lord who sleeps with vibroblades, and this is just the prologue, people.
  2. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Is this the one with the crazy lady that want to destroy all life to prove a point?
  3. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    You stole mine, dammit!

    New entry: Pitting yourself constantly against droids, faceless Sith, and idiotic mercenaries to discover that you're a good leader, even though you, like any sane player, probably dumped charisma at character creation.
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  4. Lugija Force Ghost

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    In which the Exile wins the last duel by running behind a pillar and luring one saber at a time to her.



    At least that's how I played it, but I chose the dark side and so I was allowed to cheat.
  5. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    Seriously? Their tracking AI is so bad that you could just lure them away from Traya altogether and then run back to fight her alone. That's real cheating.
  6. Havac Former Moderator

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    If there's a game you want to rush out the door half-finished so you can make the Christmas season, it's definitely the well-crafted, dark, thoughtful sequel to your uber-successful game, so that everyone can ignore its quality in favor of knocking its unfinishedness and tarnish the brand of your series, but at least your guaranteed seller sold in the right quarter.
  7. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    I agree with this, by the way. The writing alone makes it much better than the first game, IMO, to say nothing of the various conveniences and balance improvements that you expect a sequel to add on.
  8. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The one with some of the most memorable lines I have ever read, such as: "Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp."
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  9. _Catherine_ Chosen One

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    Stop this.
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  10. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Someone said that, someone actually said that?
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  11. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Yes, yes they did.

    Kreia: And do not mate with [Visas]. Whatever you may feel, whatever urges consume you, do not let them control you, such union would breed... difficulties.
    Exile: Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp.
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  12. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Didn't Mira also make a joke about Atton scratching his power converters or something like that?
  13. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Entry: It's now noncanon.
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  14. Cushing's Admirer Chosen One

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    Well said, RC. That's some the worst innuendo I've ever read. Ugh. I wish I could unsee that. :rolleyes:
  15. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Don't let it fool you; the rest of the game is amazing. Like, something Matthew Stover would do on a really good day.
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  16. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Being and Nihilus: An Exile of Phenomenological Ontology
  17. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    How Meetra Got Her Groove Back
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  18. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    KotOR II:
    Fun game with an interesting story, but lacking a proper...
  19. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    This has to win. [face_laugh]
  20. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    I thought we were talking about the Restored Content Mod, though. Granted, that still wasn't quite enough to justify the ending, but it did do quite a bit.
  21. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    The mod does help, but it's not part of the game/story we were given. Counting that would be like counting fanfiction that fills in gaps of a poorly written book.
  22. purplerain Force Ghost

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    A victim of the Tortanic.
  23. Darth_Henning Force Ghost

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    Following the journ.........exile and her compan........aginst Keria and Darth Nhilu........where they.....*#((*!# achor >Bug Error 3<
  24. AlyxDinas Force Ghost

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    I don't even have a smart sentence here. It's THE single best thing that happened to the EU.
  25. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Endorse.