Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Mind Riot Jedi Knight

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    Not real, doesn't exist.
  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: The Sequel
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  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Vader dreams of himself as the good Jedi with a son named Jinn, indicating that maybe Palpatine allowed him an occasional Percocet for the burn pain after all.
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  4. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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    Zombie Padme forgives Vader.
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  5. Havac Former Moderator

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    Darth Vader is a giant crybaby in an incredibly clunky, third-rate comic.
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  6. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Yet another 501st clone commander bites the dust.
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  7. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Darth Vader angsts, Grand Moff Tarkin pulls rank, the Outer Rim territories give no thanks, and the final result tanks.
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  8. fett 4 Chosen One

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    Darth Vader goes on an epic quest to find the lost command, Order 67
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  9. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    The best one ever.

    EDIT: Wait, I mistook this for Ghost Prison... I retract my entry. New entry:

    The worst one ever.
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  10. patchworkz7 Force Ghost

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    Huh...I think I did too. Which is the trippy one that reads like Vader's oxygen regulator was on the fritz?
  11. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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  12. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  13. BoromirsFan Jedi Grand Master

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    Darth Vader goes to Guantanamo Bay


  14. Lugija Force Ghost

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    An able-bodied man bullies people with physical problems and almost kills them, but he never has the Emperor.
  15. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Darth Vader's life lesson - never suffer rivals!
  16. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Darth Vader and the Sudden Rise in Quality.
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    How Blackman Got His Groove Back
  18. Havac Former Moderator

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    Darth Vader defeats the most wildly implausible coup attempt yet by letting a kid tag along and letting a couple prisoners loose and then he and the Emperor waste everybody and why did they need anyone else again?
  19. werpudel Force Ghost

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    Vader does what Vader does best - nothing too logical, but fun to look at as a reader
  20. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Comrades, trust, honour. A Sith craves not these things.
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  21. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Where we find out that it doesn't pay to be too competent around Vader either, so basically its a lose-lose situation for Imperial officers working for Vader- mess up, he'll kill you, but if you act too smart, he'll kill you anyway.
  22. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    Dangit, you stole mine.
  23. Alixen Force Ghost

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    A compelling and beautifully drawn TPB that I enjoyed, but feel could have benefited from more focus on Vader and the actual Ghost Prison, as I found the actual 'protagonist' somewhat dull.
  24. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    At some point I apparently forgot what day it was. @CooperTFN wins this one by miles.

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  25. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    A Terminator and his Smaug the Dragon buddy are hired by a Cold War-era Russian to kill Darth Vader.