Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Thread: ruined.
  2. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Darth Maul kills stuff: The Novel.
  3. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    More Yuuzhan Vong content than DN, LotF, and FotJ combined.
  4. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    @CooperTFN wins.

    And now that the thread has been thoroughly ruined...

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  5. Cynical_Ben Force Ghost

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    The comic that gave Jango Fett not one, but two tragic backstories.
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  6. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    *Palpatine voice* The Mandalorians... will die
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  7. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Were we finds out that the great Jango is a bad leader and both him and Dooku blame other for their mistakes.
    Last edited by Gamiel, May 25, 2014
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  8. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV - Vacationing and stuff

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    The guy who nearly loses to Kenobi and is pwned by Windu somehow managed to kill about a half dozen Jedi with his bare hands when he was younger; clearly the years were not kind to Jango Fett.
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  9. Darth Koo Jedi Master

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    I know this is late, but I just got to this thread, and that line is soooooooo bad I find it funny.
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  10. Orman Tagge Jedi Master

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    The comic that inexplicably ignores the fact that Mandalorians are clearly a peace loving culture.
  11. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    Two mercenary organizations fight to the death on random worlds for poorly defined reasons, until finally the rest of the galaxy takes notice in a series of events that concludes with Jango swearing revenge on the jedi for defending themselves from him shooting at them.
    Last edited by MercenaryAce, May 25, 2014
  12. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    At this point, just assume that everyone important in the Star Wars universe originally grew up on a farm.
  13. _Catherine_ Chosen One

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    A tie-in to the video game Bounty Hunter that contradicts the ending of the video game Bounty Hunter.
  14. DarthJenari Force Ghost

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    The main source of Karen Traviss hatred for the Jedi as easily manipulated fools and the Mandalorians as honorable warriors, taking in children and giving them decent lives at every turn.
  15. SWpants Force Ghost

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    How Jango met Jaster Mereel and Dooku with some decent art to guide the way.
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  16. Praenomen Cognomen Force Ghost

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    As good a way as any to avoid making people think about Anakin Skywalker in the AOTC-era.
    Last edited by Praenomen Cognomen, May 26, 2014
  17. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    The comic which reveals that Jaster Mereel is his own grandfather.
  18. Vialco Force Ghost

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    "If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and throw them down a reactor shaft!"
    Last edited by Vialco, May 26, 2014
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  19. Charlemagne19 Chosen One

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    Jango Fett is revealed to not be a murderous bounty hunter who takes hits out on pacifists and plunges the galaxy into Civil War with clones but a misunderstood honorable warrior who wants revenge on the Jedi for a misunderstanding.
  20. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    Haden Blackman saves Daniel Keys Moran's excellent Star Wars works from Episode II but then Pablo poops on them in the ERC anyway (and I guess Disney poops on them again too).
    Last edited by DigitalMessiah, May 26, 2014
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  21. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    The story of one of the most badass and hard killed men in mandolorian history working hard to bring back his people to their old glorious ways, but is stopped from his finishing his quest by the mando-impostor Jango Fett
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  22. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  23. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    Gag, one vote off (well, two, because one would've tied me). [face_plain]

    The kids with the eyes the color of Corellian brandy go to school and learn...well, we don't know because school's boring, m'kay?
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  24. Iron_lord Chosen One

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    In which That TIE Pilot from The Day After the Death Star finally becomes a recurring character.
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  25. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Four kids attempt to fix a machine while a creepy old man stares at them.