Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    An unforgettable masterpiece depicting the intricacies of Wookiee society/culture and the heroic efforts required to keep a cantina on Tatooine operational in order to slake the thirst of weary miners and explorers...
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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Chewbacca's wife learns the importance of stir-whipping before she whip-stirs, his son learns why Boba Fett is the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, his dad enjoys an erotic dance video, a completely unrelated bartender sings to drunkards on Tatooine, while the big Wookiee himself makes it home just in time to celebrate Life Day before Leia ruins everything by singing.
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  3. Darth_Kevin Force Ghost

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    Itchy gets his groove on.
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  4. Plaristes Force Ghost

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    Shouldn't it be "slake" the thirst?
  5. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    You are correct. That time I just crossed my wires. Can't blame the phone there.


    Misa ab iPhono meo.
  6. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    We built this forest on rock n' roll.

    God dammit.
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  7. krtmd Force Ghost

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  8. Runjedirun Chosen One

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    Proof that humans have the ability to forgive and forget, after all people still went to see ESB just two years later.
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  9. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    George Lucas's old shame, Yes George Lucas is a shamed of this 'film'; also Wookie Life Day.
  10. cdgodin Force Ghost

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    A very, very special holiday featuring Wookiee porn.
  11. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Posting on behalf of Sir Anthony Daniels: "It was Wookiee Pride Day... you will die if you watch it."

    Starting @ 2:55:



    (yeah don't count this entry :p)
  12. blackmyron Force Ghost

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    Sorry, but I'm opting out of this one because one sentence simply cannot do the Star Wars Holiday Special justice.
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  13. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    Worth it.
  14. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    The only Star Wars film that made me think that perhaps Harvey Korman was underutilized.
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  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    The movie that everyone cites as the worst in the Star Wars saga, when it's not time to complain about TPM that it. And Happy Life Day, people.
  16. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    Star Wars variety show that compares poorly to Donny and Marie's efforts, and likely a subsequent cause of Carrie Fisher's obsession with Bolivian marching powder.
  17. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    The episode which made The Golden Girls possible.
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  18. Manisphere Force Ghost

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  19. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    First the Disney thread, now this...

    Why do I get the feeling this is all part of a coordinated attempt behind the scenes to generate curiousity and trick people who have yet to be traumatised by the much-rumored Wookiee porn into watching the Holiday Special? :p
  20. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    The special that revealed all the everyday activities of the galaxy's citizens that nobody wanted to see.
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  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    watchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchiwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchitwatchit

    Watch it.
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  22. beccatoria Force Ghost

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    The original controversially canonical cartoon full of mandalorian mayhem!
  23. Zorkel567 Jedi Grand Master

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    I know. With this coming up so often, I've seriously begun thinking about checking it out and seeing if it is as horrible as everybody makes it out to be.
  24. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    The Holiday Special is a necessary rite of passage for all Star Wars fans. If you make it through the whole thing, you'll know that you will be able to face any bad story that LFL puts out. If not, then this franchise may not be for you.
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  25. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    It's a new Christmas tradition for me.
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