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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Is an eye an extremity? [face_thinking]

    Somehow Palpatine is becoming quite the Dismembered God of the GFFA, what with his hands and eyes and stuff popping up all over the galaxy after his death...
     
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  2. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Give them a few more years and some Imperial fanatics will prop up his various remains on a golden throne and pray to when seeking guidance. :D
     
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  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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  4. windu4

    windu4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke goes on an adventure that can only be described as an awkward combination of the creepy robotic romance of Battlestar Galactica with the "science" of The Matrix.
     
  5. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    I don't have a summary to add, but I do want to say that the next published edition of CotJ needs an accolades-style couple of pages at the beginning compiling all these statements. Sort of a "Here's what people have been saying about CotJ...!" deal.
     
  6. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    That needs to be in every SW book's reprint. Including Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls.
     
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  7. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls could be a book of such quotes. :p

    It would be the longest Star Wars novel in history.
     
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  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I was watching ROTJ with some friends who are generally uninitiated in such things, and when Bib Fortuna showed up and people remarked that he was the ugliest Twi'lek they'd ever seen, I said "ah, but he was a great political theorist!"
     
  9. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Great perhaps, but Some Sort of Viper was better. And uglier.
     
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  10. Plaristes

    Plaristes Jedi Master star 3

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  11. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Even if I was holding a copy in my hands, "I am confirmed that this book DOES exist!" still wouldn't be believable.
     
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  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Ulicus cleans this one up.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Durga learns the hard way that it's not the size of your saber that counts, it's how you use it.
     
  14. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Hilariously terrible revenge of the superweapon, the Wampa King and the Daala.
     
  15. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Daala proves once and for all that she really does indeed fail at being anything more than a glorified model, plus she gasses the warlords like the Master in Doctor Who while Durga looses his saber because Bevel Lemelisk designed it, oh, and Luke was nearly savaged from the wampa he wounded years ago while on a creepy date with an octogenarian
     
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  16. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    "Oh no, not another superweapon!"
     
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  17. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Bevel And His Lemelisk Are Dead.
     
  18. Arrian

    Arrian Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Durga tries to find Pre Vizla's Darksaber, but fails, deciding to create his own super sixed version, which too fails -- Anderson also fails at storywriting.
     
  19. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    All you need to know about this book are three letters: KJA.
     
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  20. Parnesius

    Parnesius Jedi Knight star 1

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    A Hutt crimelord deploys the, what, seventh superweapon in two years, Daala conducts negotiations both aggressive and short, and Luke encouters an old foe from Episode V.
     
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  21. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You know, I never ever found myself wondering what a Hutt beauty spa would look like but after reading this novel I know exactly what it looks like and the mental scar will never heal -- thanks KJA!!
     
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  22. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Second entry: Pellaeon retreats from battle yet again, but I might be able to forgive him for it this time because he was sort of pushed into it...
     
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  23. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    All the incompetent prose, idiotic characterization, awful plotting, and tired cliches you hated about JAT, now with all new terrible ideas from COTJ!
     
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  24. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Crix Madine is needlessly killed trying to destroy yet another Death Star variant, that ended up destroying itself.
     
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  25. mnjedi

    mnjedi JCC Arena Game Host star 5 VIP - Game Host

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    In a race to see which antagonist could be the most woefully incompetent, Durga the Hutt builds a superweapon that blows up on itself while Dalaa pits an entire Imperial fleet against a handful of jedi trainees and somehow manages to lose.