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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Stormtroopers and grass?
     
  2. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Crappiness, genericness, and laziness.
     
  3. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I think it should be "genericity" :p
     
  4. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    Boba Fett takes up Necromancy and flies a Star Destroyer before spending thirty pages talking to Bossk in a bar.
     
  5. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Havac takes this one.

    BOUNTY HUNTER BONUS ROUND!!

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    One. Sentence.

    I'm not going to explicitly ban semicolons for this one, but if your entry takes the form of "Dengar does X; Bossk does Y; Boba Fett does Z" you are boring and I will probably mock you.
     
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  6. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Boba Fett and Han Solo have the perfect western/noir standoff while Dengar learns about these things called emotions, Zuckuss and 4-LOM join the Rebels after realizing the healthcare benefits far outweigh those of the bounty hunter trade, Bossk is Bossk, and IG-88 does the same thing he does every day: try to take over the world!
     
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  7. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    If you ever wondered what would happen if someone mixed Star Wars with The Cannonball Run then used the Pulp Fiction timeline gimmick, prepare to acheive nirvana.
     
  8. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    All you need to know: The Last One Standing.
     
  9. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A Force-sensitive droid, a sentient Death Star and four bounty hunters walk into a bar...
     
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  10. mnjedi

    mnjedi JCC Arena Game Host star 5 VIP - Game Host

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    Now THIS is podracing bounty hunting!
     
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  11. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Six bounty hunters compete to see whose story can be most ignored in the future.
     
  12. tal0nkarrde

    tal0nkarrde Jedi Knight star 2

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    An anthology of tales about every Bounty Hunter in Darth Vader's employ during The Empire Strikes Back proven to have taken place in an alternate Star Wars Universe once all the other books were published.
     
  13. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    The insane tale where a robot torments Emperor Palpatine with Three Stooges routines, plus some other stories.
     
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  14. Karohalva

    Karohalva Jedi Knight star 2

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    Interestingly, bounty hunters hunt remarkably few bounties in this book.
     
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  15. MistrX

    MistrX Jedi Master star 4

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    Now you can find out how every bounty hunter on that bridge knew exactly where the Falcon was headed except the lizard, who it turns out is kinda dumb.
     
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  16. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    The book containing stories that do nothing except beg to be ignored by all authors, even KJA himself
     
  17. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    IG-88 messes with Palpatine while... whelp, that's all I can remember.
     
  18. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Kevin J Anderson gets to write for a character that matches his prose, however the results are still terrible.
     
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  19. Nobody145

    Nobody145 Force Ghost star 5

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    Sadly doesn't involve bounty hunters being thrown into a sarlacc, escaping and then being thrown back in.
     
  20. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Bumpity - started this one late, so one more day. Plus, I'm interested in seeing someone catch up to Hav.
     
  21. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    KW Jeter should have read Of Possible Futures prior to writing the Bounty Hunter Wars.
     
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  22. RebelJoseWales

    RebelJoseWales Jedi Master star 3

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    No, Death Star, you are the IG-88s.
     
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  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Oh, hey, this. Havac wins. Again. [face_tired]

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    Summaries of Side Trip specifically are acceptable, but c'mon - be creative.
     
  24. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost star 5

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    A vastly misleading title: for a book called Tales from the Empire, it's all about fringe characters, Rebels, and future Rebels, with Thrawn pretending to be Jodo Kast pretending to be Boba Fett.
     
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  25. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The back cover blurb always disappointed me because there was no "Tale of Captain Needa."