Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Man, there's been a lot of necro-liking going on in this thread recently. o_O
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  2. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I'd compete, but I haven't read it :p
  3. Darth_Culator Force Ghost

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    I have to admit, I'd be fantastically pleased if this one won.
  4. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    As it's not a summary, it will not.
  5. Lugija Force Ghost

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    The heroes go to a mission that challenges them, and they meet people who have their own quirks, and after a sacrifice and a climax the villain is defeated while the heroes learn important lessons about themselves, each other and life in general.

    Yeah I haven't read this one either.
  6. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I feel compelled to point out that YOU'RE not a summary.
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  7. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Yes, it is. Generally speaking.

    It's a summary of its unimportanceness to Jello...
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  8. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Some of us were late to the party.
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  9. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Nobody told us that "this party's over," though.
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  10. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Four orphaned fingers form a new hand, and show just what a hand is capable of.
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  11. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Uh, what? :confused:
  12. Trip Force Ghost

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    A shy young woman experiences a sexual awakening when unexpectedly placed in command of an elite team of supremely fit clone soldiers.

    (or, more succinctly: dat trapezius)
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  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @MistrX pulls into a nice clean lead and takes the round.

    [IMG]
  14. Lugija Force Ghost

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    The heroes go to a mission that challenges them, and they meet people who have their own quirks, and after a sacrifice and a climax the villain is defeated while the heroes learn important lessons about themselves, each other and life in general.
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  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You're fired.
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  16. Trip Force Ghost

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    Etain molests Darman, Ordo is a ****block, Corr has no hands, Fi is a loser, Kal is sanctimonious, Niner is boring, Atin is damaged, Delta Squad guest stars, Katarn armor is invincible, every woman everywhere wants them some clone, and my username is totally unrelated to the title of this book. : |
  17. MistrX Force Ghost

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    Well, someone had to win when Havac isn't around. Maybe I'll actually go for a summary this time around.

    The crew from the last book team up with their daddy drill sergeant, the ubermensch Null ARCs, and fan favorites Delta Squad to fight terrorists on Coruscant and no one gets in any danger of any kind.
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  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    The book that's only worth it for the Mando'a dictionary in the back so you can understand what the hell anyone is actually saying in these books.
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  19. RebelJoseWales Jedi Grand Master

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    Espionage, intrigue, crime, romance, action, Jedi, and SCIENCE (but alas, still not enough Mandalorians)!
  20. ezekiel22x Chosen One

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    At long last, a Star Wars novel about a bunch of people hanging out in an apartment.
  21. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    A separatist terror group tries repeatedly to force its way into the books plot, but sadly is ultimately unsuccessful.
  22. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    This needs to win, people. Get on it.
  23. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Two hands, the one from previous novel and the one from game, demonstrate just what they can do when under the piercing gaze of their training sergeants.
  24. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    Delta Squad comes along to give Omega and their former Mandalorian drill sergeants a hand cleaning up Jabiimi terrorists on Coruscant, plus, Darman gets Etain pregnant
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  25. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    Haven't read it.
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