Lit One Sentence or Less -- SHEEV

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Plebeian Jedi Master

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    Too long; didn't read.
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  2. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Actually, that sounds precisely like Star Wars.
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  3. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Playing Jedi Outcast and reading the Wook retcon made re-reading this a little more palatable!
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  4. mnjedi Jedi Grand Master

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    One mere sentence cannot accurately describe the glory of our lord, the great and gelatinous Waru, creator of all.
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  5. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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  6. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Start at the last page, finish at the first, then take it back to the shop?
  7. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    A crazy Palpatine-wannabe tries to feed the Solo kids to a giant sparkly gold booger from another dimension, puts Jaina off nail polish for life.
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  8. COMPNOR Force Ghost

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    "For the Celestials so loved the Galaxy, that they gave their only begotten blob, that whosovever believeth in it should not persish, unless it is dinnertime."
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  9. darth fluffy Jedi Grand Master

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    Man, the Umgullian blobs have really grown since JAT.
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  10. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    On one hand, poor writing, cliched kidnapping, and zombie Luke and Han, but on the other, we get both Waru and color-crawlers, so call it a wash.
  11. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    If The Crystal Star is what happens when a Trekkie writes a SW book, what'll happen when someone associated with Star Trek directs a SW movie?? [face_worried]

    My entry: TCS is the quirky third cousin of the EU: you don't particularly want to be caught associating with it but, every once in a while, it's fun to appreciate its... unique qualities.
  12. AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost

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    Given that it is JJ? Lens Flare. From Lightsabers.
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  13. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Yeah, lens flare jokes stopped being funny about 3 hours after the announcement.
  14. Goodwood Force Ghost

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    Thank you for that. :p

    Honestly, some people should be bonked on the head for abusing easy jokes.
  15. TrakNar Force Ghost

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    You know what's a better Photoshop effect? Plastic wrap. But, that's beside the point.

    *ahem*

    I wonder if The Crystal Star would be a good book to read to cure insomnia...
  16. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    TCS is many things. Boring is not one of those things.
  17. TrakNar Force Ghost

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  18. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Go tell the Duros thread that. I'll wait :)
  19. Goodwood Force Ghost

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  20. Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Grand Master

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    The Lit thread is blessed with the single greatest solution to all of Star Wars' continuity problems, from the messed up Clone Wars timeline to Episode VII's potential reboot, in the form of his Almighty Blobiness, the Great and Terrible Waru, while some other stuff happens with centaurs, I think?
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  21. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    Han looks weirded out in that cover. Must have read the book.
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  22. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Two sentences!
  23. Rilwen_Shadowflame Force Ghost

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    The best Star Wars novel ever to feature Luke Skywalker confronting an extragalactic orange blob that sometimes eats people's souls or something.
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  24. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    What if they're Duros?
    Bah! Now I feel ninja'd.
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  25. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Todd's got a pretty clear lead in this one, but I'm gonna go ahead and let it finish out today before starting the next round. Will a dark horse emerge??

    Probably not.
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