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Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Plebeian

    Plebeian Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Too long; didn't read.
     
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  2. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Actually, that sounds precisely like Star Wars.
     
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  3. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Playing Jedi Outcast and reading the Wook retcon made re-reading this a little more palatable!
     
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  4. mnjedi

    mnjedi JCC Arena Game Host star 5 VIP - Game Host

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    One mere sentence cannot accurately describe the glory of our lord, the great and gelatinous Waru, creator of all.
     
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  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    How does one unread a book?
     
  6. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Start at the last page, finish at the first, then take it back to the shop?
     
  7. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    A crazy Palpatine-wannabe tries to feed the Solo kids to a giant sparkly gold booger from another dimension, puts Jaina off nail polish for life.
     
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  8. COMPNOR

    COMPNOR Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    "For the Celestials so loved the Galaxy, that they gave their only begotten blob, that whosovever believeth in it should not persish, unless it is dinnertime."
     
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  9. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    Man, the Umgullian blobs have really grown since JAT.
     
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  10. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost star 5

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    On one hand, poor writing, cliched kidnapping, and zombie Luke and Han, but on the other, we get both Waru and color-crawlers, so call it a wash.
     
  11. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    If The Crystal Star is what happens when a Trekkie writes a SW book, what'll happen when someone associated with Star Trek directs a SW movie?? [face_worried]

    My entry: TCS is the quirky third cousin of the EU: you don't particularly want to be caught associating with it but, every once in a while, it's fun to appreciate its... unique qualities.
     
  12. AdmiralWesJanson

    AdmiralWesJanson Force Ghost star 5

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    Given that it is JJ? Lens Flare. From Lightsabers.
     
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  13. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Yeah, lens flare jokes stopped being funny about 3 hours after the announcement.
     
  14. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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    Thank you for that. :p

    Honestly, some people should be bonked on the head for abusing easy jokes.
     
  15. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know what's a better Photoshop effect? Plastic wrap. But, that's beside the point.

    *ahem*

    I wonder if The Crystal Star would be a good book to read to cure insomnia...
     
  16. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    TCS is many things. Boring is not one of those things.
     
  17. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Good to know.
     
  18. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Go tell the Duros thread that. I'll wait :)
     
  19. Goodwood

    Goodwood Jedi Master star 5

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  20. Grand Admiral Paxis

    Grand Admiral Paxis Jedi Master star 3

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    The Lit thread is blessed with the single greatest solution to all of Star Wars' continuity problems, from the messed up Clone Wars timeline to Episode VII's potential reboot, in the form of his Almighty Blobiness, the Great and Terrible Waru, while some other stuff happens with centaurs, I think?
     
  21. AusStig

    AusStig Force Ghost star 5

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    Han looks weirded out in that cover. Must have read the book.
     
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  22. Random Comments

    Random Comments Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Two sentences!
     
  23. Rilwen_Shadowflame

    Rilwen_Shadowflame Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The best Star Wars novel ever to feature Luke Skywalker confronting an extragalactic orange blob that sometimes eats people's souls or something.
     
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  24. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    What if they're Duros?
    Bah! Now I feel ninja'd.
     
  25. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Todd's got a pretty clear lead in this one, but I'm gonna go ahead and let it finish out today before starting the next round. Will a dark horse emerge??

    Probably not.