What if I just don't like osik that screws with other people's work and don't particularly care about The Holiday Special?
Now now, there's no need to bring LOTF/FOTJ/TCW into a nice conversation about wookiee porn. Things could get uncomfortable.
Chewbacca's home life is detailed in this merry holiday romp for the whole family - including that creepy cousin you only see when you have to.
If there's a lesson to be learned from Shatterpoint, it's that you do not want Mace Windu to go all Pulp Fiction on your ass.
The question "What if Samuel Jackson became a Jedi, then starred in Apocalypse Now?" gets answered in the most awesome manner possible.
Samuel L Jackson is the baddest Jedi in the galaxy, Depa Billaba goes sane and the answer to how many arms Kar Vastor sees is "rawr".
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The horror... the horror, "What horror ain't no planet I ever heard of, do they speak Basic on horror? BASIC MOTHER F***ER This book speaks it; even about philosophy (cause MW would kick it's @$$ other wise).
Technically the Obi-Wan Clone Wars novel, but really it's more about Kit Fisto, sex-changing bugs, and learning for the first of infinitely many times that clones are real, unique people and not just a bunch of mindless identical copies of Jango, this time via their ability to name themselves "Jango's brother" and screw Jango's girlfriend.
